Dr. Zoidberg

You HELLLA got mine... right?

*Marks out for the song Zack was singing* That song is in "Yeah Right!", in Gino Iaanucci's alternate part!!! WHOO!

could we see the debut of TNT? Maaaaaybe...

Axel vs. Mad Cappa for the Revolution Trophy. It might not have been strictly HD talent, but a dude from HeldDown WON the damn thing

PK, you want me to write the X Title match? and caboose...Mullen? C'mon...his kickflips are vertical for chrissakes...what about Geoff Rowley? Mark Appleyard? Arto Saari? Scott Kane? Justin Eldridge? Marc Johnson? Gino Iaanucci? Jason Adams? Chet FUCKIN Childress? j/k, Mullen's cool.

This is all we got for hD? Hmmm...kinda sad, really.

HAAHAHA NOT funny, Rico and Zachary...I want a belt too...

When is this 1 cent PPV?

*UBERkicks Axel and...* COLE MY GOD!~ HE'S BREAKING HIS FINGERS!~ THAT BASTARD!~

::walks in, sad there is no OAORT...:: Ah well... ::BELT-SHOTS EVERYONE AND RUNS!~::

*...MARKS THE FUCK OUT FOR THE SEX PISTOLS!~* They were actually REALLY REALLY good! I was UBER surprised!

Nooooo! I sold my soul for those tickets! *Satan comes up from a hole in the ground* SATAN!~: "FOOLISH MORTAL! YOU SOLD YOUR SOUL, AND YOU GET YOUR TICKETS STOLEN?!~ THE DEAL WAS YOU COME TO HELL ONCE THE TICKETS ARE VOID, AND THEY ARE NOW FOR YOU!~ FOLLOW ME TO DARKNESS AND DESPAIR!~" Me: Dude...if you want me to see darkness and despair, you'll give me more tickets so I can see Johnny Rotten scream and forget the lyrics... SATAN!~: ....SO BE IT!~ HAHAHAHAHA!~ YOU SHALL NOW SEE A BAND THAT WAS PAST THEIR PRIME BEFORE THEY EVEN STARTED!~ HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!~ Me: ...AND The Dropkick Murphys! SATAN!~: Yes, and the Dropkick Murphys...

Pooooooooop... ok, in TWO WEEKS TIME, We will see P. Knight vs. RRRRRAGDOLL!~!~ for the X-X-X TITLE?!~ YEEES! *is on sugar high!~ KNOWS NOT WHERE HE IS!~!~!~!~!*

*Still backs the Zack even though the Zack isn't champ anymore.* Poor guy... *MARKS FOR SEEING THE SEX PISTOLS TOMORROW!~~!~!~!~*

What a silly dumb-dumb face! *laughs uncontrollably* ok...uhh...what're the DM's plans?

I dunno, guys...it wouldn't work with the promo that I wrote. Next week, definitely. This week is strictly for the confusing as fuck promo. God, why did I write that shitty ending?! Now I have to cover my ass! Gaaaaaah... *cries*

RAGDOLL SPEAKS!~ JOSIE...DOES.....Something... I have NO idea what to do, man...shiiiiiit...

I have found the greatness that is Raphael. That guy moves quickly and has got some killer moves, man. Kilik was always my choice from the original, so I use him quite frequently as well. Great range. Mitsurugi is my third choice. He's just so damn cool, and has got some really, really good strikes and attacks. Those three are also my team battle guys. Whoo!

*walks into the thread randomly and sees Caboose doing the w00t dance* ....maybe I should go... *backs away slowly*

Tony, do you have mine? I'm not sure if it sent or not.

Zeppelin's played out, my friend. I used to be a huge fan, now I can't stand them. in Jack White's defense: you have to realize that he uses a very bad guitar, so he is only able to do a limited amount of guitar work. I doubt that even Clapton could make that POS work. But whenever White plays a Gretsch or a Gibson, it's beautiful sounding. Listen to "Elephant"...it's got some good shit on there. and Kurt Cobain shouldn't even be on the list. That's just stupid. Chuck Berry before SRV? Noooo...Berry may have been revolutionary, but Vaughn had much better work, and how many people can do a solo with a guitar behind their head?

Props to LaParkaYourCar for 1.) having a silly name that makes me laugh, and 2.) giving me the card. Go LPYC. AngleSlam August 31, 2003 Ladder Match for the OAOAST Title: Zack Malibu Vs. Calvin Szechstein Winner: Zack Malibu. No question. Bastards on a roll like a fucking ball on a San Francisco hill. Retirement Match: Caboose Vs. Stephen Joseph Winner: Uhhhh...Caboose? No! Stephen Joseph! No! Caboose! Yeah, Caboose! Tag Title Match: The Dream Machines Vs. Featured Attraction Winners: This match, I feel, will be MOTN, or even a MOTYC. And I think the Team of the Year, The Dream Machines, will take back the titles. X Title Match: Mad Matt Vs. Ragdoll Winner: C'mon...I can't bet on my own match...that wouldn't be right of me CWM Vs. Hex Machina Winner: C...W...M takes out Hex Machina Open Challenge: PRL Vs. Any Member of the Navy on the ship Winner: PRL because the Navy is pussy's army I kid, I kid. Jailhouse Match: Mystery Eskimo Vs. Jailbait Winner: Technically, if Eskimo said he was going to "Fuck up Jailbait", he COULD go to prison...but he won't, cuz no judge would convict him of doing the little girlies...I don't even know what I just said...Eskimo takes this one. Straight Wrestling Match (Cheating will result in Suspension): Bizarro Blurricane Vs. Shocker Winner: "Two in the pink, one in the stink, Bizarro! HA HA HA HA HA!" GOD, I need a girlfriend...Shocker wins it. Reject Vs. Shooter Jay Winner: I mark for Shooter Jay. He's just a bone thug. Who knew, right?! Right? Get it?! 24/7 Title Match under Northstar's Rules: Northstar Vs. Tim Moysey Winner: Who's Northstar again? Oh well...he's got a cool name and a swank avatar, but Tim MoySEY!~ takes this one. Edward Robins Vs. El Dandy Winner: Oh what the hell...Edward Robins Street Fight for Control of IZ: Banky Vs. Orion Winner: For control of IZ? Whoa...I need to pay more attention to the shows...Banky Finals of the Revolution Tournament Winner: I don't fucking know anymore! *spins a big wheel with all the names on it* Let's just see what happens!

I can honestly say I would not like to see it. Dreamer is washed up, and nobody cared the time they feuded in ECW for the second time. They had the coolest feud going at one point, but now, Raven and Tommy Dreamer would suck. You gotta admit.

Oh, Dude...I wanna see Ragdoll/Mad Matt! DUUUUUUDE!

I've received 3 ***** matches from Dames for my edited RoH game 1. Paul London vs. Spanky for the RoH Title. 2. Spanky/Steve Corino vs. Paul London/American Dragon 3. Spanky/Chris Jericho/Steve Corino vs. Paul London/Chris Benoit/American Dragon