Dr. Zoidberg

Ride Wit Me is NOT > Country Grammar Out of all the Jay-Z songs, they should have picked "The Takeover" or "99 Problems," at least. "Hard Knock Life" is good, but not #11 good. And I dig the Biggie choice. Woulda preferred "Hypnotize," "Going Back to Cali," or "Niggas Bleed," but it's a good song.

helllllla posts

I went through a phase where I would steal the look of someone and rock it. Mainly skaters, sometimes musicians, very rarely actors. Nowadays, I just wear jeans, a t-shirt, my blue flannel, and a beanie. And I own a shit ton of shoes. I don't know why. I own, probably, 30 pairs of shoes. Most of them, I got for free from my Adidas hookup, but the rest are bought and paid for. Edit: I just looked through all of them, and I noticed I only have 7 pairs without a pro skaters name on them. Hm.

Daniel Plainview, or Gob Bluth

As posted in the Saturday Special: OAOAST Intercontinental Championship LADDER MATCH Jereme Grey © vs. Colin Maguire, Jr. vs. "Cash Money" Curtis Black vs. Patrick Callahan

At the dinner party with Michael? No he didn't. He stayed. He stole Hunter's CD.

OAOAST.COM SATURDAY EXCLUSIVE!!! -The screen fades in from the title to show everyone's favorite OAOAST President, JOSIE BAKER. She stares straight at the camera, her hands folded on top of her desk. A solemn and stern look crosses her face. JOSIE Ladies and Gentlemen; fans of the OAOAST. I come to you today with bad news. -Josie closes her eyes and rolls her neck slightly before looking back at the camera. JOSIE I have been racking my brains this week to figure out a way to tell you this news, but unfortunately, there is no other way but to be blunt. The Austin "Ragdoll" Baker/Mickey Gillpatrick hardcore match will NOT be happening tomorrow at Zero Hour. The reason being? Both men, at separate locations, at different times, were arrested for being involved in bar fights, and have been charged with "Assault with a deadly weapon." -Josie smiles for a split second, then shrugs, making a "Sorry, but it's true" face. JOSIE Now, normally, the OAOAST would post bail and let them out for their match, but sometimes, the only way to deal with stressful situations such as this is to be a bitch. So, because I want to send a message to EVERYONE in the OAOAST that I am in charge, I have decided to not only postpone that match, but keep those two in their respective holding cells for as long as I possibly can. AND, should they get out in time for the show, BOTH men are BARRED from the arena. -Josie smiles a bitchy smile. JOSIE I know. "What a bitch." However, as is the case about 75% of the time, there IS good news. With THREE parts! YAY! First, at Zero Hour, there WILL be an OAOAST Intercontinental Title match, featuring "The Irish Golden Boy" Colin Maguire, Jr. and the current champion, Jereme Grey. Second. Jereme and Colin will not be alone in this match. I have recently been doing some soul searching, and I realized that I haven't even begun to dip my feet into the immense talent pool that I have in front of me. Some extremely talented people are going to waste and have yet to have their first singles match, or in one case, their first OAOAST match! Case in point, "Cash Money" Curtis Black and Patrick Callahan. SO! At Zero Hour, it will be Jereme Grey, defending his OAOAST Intercontinental Championship against CMJ, Patrick Callahan, and "Cash Money" Curtis Black! ...oh, third. It's in a Ladder Match. -Josie once again smiles wide, cocking her head to the side. JOSIE You're welcome. -The screen fades to black. Simple.

I am a twat and got distracted. I would still like a "SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT" thing for Josie, ya feel me? Do I post that myself?

Has anyone called the opening segment? If not, I'd like that, PWEAAAAAAAAAAAAAASE!!

FUCK! I had so much shit to send, but my computer crashed! Can I have a Friday Special?

I saw Nick Cave and The Bad Seeds on friday. Probably the best concert I've ever been to. That dude is a great performer, and all the songs are even better live.

I thought that too while I was writing it, but then I just said fuck it.

I say that, but only really as a joke and to mock hipsters in general. "Well, I knew about Gordon Ramsay before anybody else, soooo...yeah." But I agree, I hate it too when people are completely serious about it.

...I fell asleep...

Well, there WAS gonna be a match from me, but damned if I can find time to write it. Patty, I'm gonna shoot you a PM.

What's a Tijuana bible?

I think it's the fact that the lady just stopped and said, "Excuse Me" like she expected him to move. Maybe? Maybe??

I'm just stoked there's another sneakerphile here besides me. I have, probably, 30 pairs of skate shoes. I used to pay a shit ton for them, but now, I got that Adidaskate hookup. And by Muhammed Ali boots, do you mean like, legit boxing boots? Or are they some weird promotional "they look like a boot, feel like a sneaker!" type thing? Either way, shit's rockin.

i'm on my second or third pair of these. been wearing them since early 2005. the ones i have just have a slightly different tongue: I get Adidas for free. My best friend rides for their skate team so all I gotta do is find the pair I want and bang. Allllll mine. That makes me happy.

No comments or criticisms on the the return of Ragdoll? ...sad. I will feedback once I have the time to read all of it. So far: good shit.

SOPHIE GREY RETURNS!! OAOAST President Josie Baker makes a HUGE announcement...HUGE!

I had a panic attack. THANKS, Alf!

NO! THREE! THREE huge matches!