Aero

Just because the champion is in a separate match doesn't mean that there can't be any 5-on-5 matches. Those are usually saved for the mid-carders anyway, except for last year.

Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl (9/10)

I'd say that there's a good chance that Cena faces either Angle or Luther at Summerslam, probably Luther, though. I'd save Kurt's return for Survivor Series against Eddie, where he beats him for the belt. First, though, Kurt's got to throw Undertaker, Big Show, and maybe RVD at Eddie in an attempt to get the belt off him. In the end, Kurt realizes he's got to do it himself. Easy storyline to do.

Win a Date With Tad Hamilton (6/10)

Oh boy! Eddie Guerrero vs. a Basham again! Seriously, why does Eddie face one of them every other week? Hasn't the same thing happened every time: Bashams try to switch, but Eddie out-cheats them. I'm going to try and watch Velocity for Noble vs. London.

I've never hated him, but I've liked him much more ever since about the Royal Rumble where the Foley feud continued. Right now, he's probably one of my favorites on Raw, behind Benoit & Shelton.

For me, it's probably Austin vs. Bret at WM 13.

Zelda (is this 2004?) Raw vs. Smackdown GTA: San Andreas

1)Austin vs Rock-WM 17 17)Flair vs Steamboat-Chi-Town Rumble 8)HBK vs Foley-Mind Games 9)Angle vs Benoit-Rumble '03 4)Bret vs Austin-WM 13 13)HBK vs Undertaker-Bad Blood '97 5)Bret vs Owen-WM 10 21)Bret vs Perfect-Summerslam '91 3)Rey vs Eddie-Halloween Havoc '97 15)Bret vs Owen-Summerslam '94 7)Savage vs Steamboat-WM 3 42)Bret vs Bulldog-Summerslam '92 22)10 Man Tag-Canadian Stampede 6)HHH vs HBK vs Benoit-WM 20 47)Owen vs Buldog raw 2/26/97 2)Bret vs Austin survivor series 96

Why do a preview like this when the fuckin' results are right on the front page? It was probably written last week. A new one will be up later. Apparently, Lita's the "raven-haired" diva, now.

Miracle (9/10)

So, I guess they're recycling 1997 storylines here... Undertaker with Heyman seems to be the equivalent to Undertaker rejoining Paul Bearer, except without the secret. Taker getting on one knee in front of the evil manager with the urn is the exact same scene from 1997.

Rumble 2003

Brendan Fraser

Anyone up for the challenge?

This is also my predicted order of matches... Tag Titles La Resistance vs. Benoit & Edge No way Benoit & Edge regain the belts. The whole storyline is them splitting and then feuding. Not only will it give La Rez more of a rub by winning again, but it'll add to the World Title match later by giving Kane the advantage of having only one match. Benoit screws up this time, causing an Edge turn. Prediction: La Rez Chris Jericho vs. Tyson Tomko I'm not particuarly interested in this Trish feud any more. Tomko still looks bad, and Jericho won't be able to carry him to a good match. I predict Jericho wins and moves into the World Title scene by Summerslam. Prediction: Jericho Eugene vs. The Coach Eugene is getting the newcomer push still, so he wins. Prediction: Eugene Intercontinental Title Randy Orton vs. Shelton Benjamin I would love to see Benjamin get the win, but I've had the feeling all along that Orton gets the cheap win here and they continue the feud all the way to Summerslam, where Benjamin gets the title in a 2/3 Falls match. That's how I'd do it, anyway. The IC Title has actually looked important lately, and either of these guys holding it will add to it. Prediction: Orton Hell in a Cell HHH vs. HBK That's right, the World Title match goes on last. These two go at it for maybe 30-40 minutes, and each does their bladejobs. And they will end up on top of the cage. I was ready to pick HHH, but after thinking about it, ever since the feud restarted in December, HBK has yet to really gain the upper hand, except for costing HHH the battle royal. I'll pick HBK to win, and HHH can go to Hollywood or whatever he's doing. Prediction: HBK Women's Title Victoria vs. Lita vs. Gail Kim vs. Trish I would've picked Victoria originally, but there's got to be some good reason for making it a 4-Way. I'll pick Lita, only because it seems Trish is still busy with Jericho/Christian. Prediction: Lita World Title Chris Benoit vs. Kane No doubt in my mind, Benoit wins, and then he moves onto Edge for Vengeance. Despite hardly having any build, I think Benoit can carry Kane to a good match, so I am interested in seeing it. Kane will tap out. Prediction: Benoit

Maybe it's just me, but I'd say that double-duty means that Benoit-Kane goes on last, and not HIAC. Just like Judgment Day 2002, it'll go HIAC, then the Women's Title or Eugene-Coach, then Benoit-Kane. And of course, the opening match is Benoit & Edge vs. La Rez. I don't mind having two Benoit matches, because they both have the potential to be good. I thought last weeks Tag Title match was fairly entertaining. I would order the show, but my PPV box is broken.

Put me in the draft. I'm up for it.

Exactly, at least Benoit-Kane doesn't have any Katie Vick, yet.

1)Austin vs Rock-WM 17 32)HHH vs Jericho-Fully Loaded '00 16)HHH vs Foley-Rumble 00 17)Flair vs Steamboat-Chi-Town Rumble 8)HBK vs Foley-Mind Games 25)Austin vs Angle-Summerslam '01 9)Angle vs Benoit-Rumble '03 24)Austin vs Benoit-Smackdown 5/01 4)Bret vs Austin-WM 13 29)Pillman vs Liger-Superbrawl 2 13)HBK vs Undertaker-Bad Blood '97 45)Blanchard vs Magnum TA-Starcade '85 5)Bret vs Owen-WM 10 28)Flair vs Funk-Clash 9 12)Savage vs Warrior WM 7 21)Bret vs Perfect-Summerslam '91 3)Rey vs Eddie-Halloween Havoc '97 34)Bret vs Benoit 10/4/99 15)Bret vs Owen-Summerslam '94 46)Flair vs Savage-WM 8 7)Savage vs Steamboat-WM 3 27)Eddie/Barr v. Octagon/Santo-WWC 11)HHH vs Rock-Judgement Day '00 42)Bret vs Bulldog-Summerslam '92 22)10 Man Tag-Canadian Stampede 10)'92 Rumble 39)Flair vs Windham-Worldwide 1/20/87 6)HHH vs HBK vs Benoit-WM 20 47)Owen vs Bulldog-2/26/97 51)Rey/Edge vs Angle/Benoit-No Mercy '02 30)Bret vs Perfect-KOTR '93 2)Bret vs Austin-Survivor Series '96

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I bet I actually won the contest, but they just didn't want to show the footage of me having a dinner party with Headbanger Thrasher... I was just kidding. I think I picked Undertaker. And it was Survivor Series Super Supper Sweepstakes.

Vince McMahon: He's the boss, and maybe I can get SOME input. He seems like a nice guy. Kurt Angle: I'd like to talk about his neck surgery and wrestling from WM XIX onto WM XX. Bret Hart: He's my favorite of all time. Lance Storm: One of my favorites, and he seems really open and funny on his website, so he would be interesting. Mick Foley: As everyone said, comedy and good stories.

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