justsoyouknow

I started smoking about two years ago, and, for the most part, I enjoy it. The only downsides to it are that if I smoke before I drink, I get fucked up A LOT faster. And when I say "fucked up", I mean I lose the ability to speak. But if I'm drinking, then I smoke, everything is fine. It's very strange. My friend has a snapping turtle that lives in the backyard, in a pond that his brother built. We'd always go out there and smoke by the pond, watch the fish swim around, and then we realized that if we stayed still enough, we could watch the turtle hunt down fish, and, if we were lucky, birds. Every now and then, a bird would fly down and land right at the edge of the pond, presumably to get a drink. The turtle would pop up and go straight for the bird's head, breaking his neck in the process, then he would drag it under the water and eat everything except the feathers. So my friend and I got the brilliant idea to go to PetCo and buy a mouse, since it was only like a dollar, and have ourselves an event. We set up a little arena, got a video camera, and we were all set to watch these two go at it. Turtle was so petrified over this mouse that it didn't even move. Then we lost the mouse somehwere in the house.

Maybe I'm have pent up inner homosexual feelings that even I don't know about and they are manifesting themselves on this messageboard. Oh.

Dama...I'm not sure if anyone has asked this yet...but what the fuck is up with this "Rod" character? I mean, did you just get bored one day and decide, "Hey! I'm gonna have a huge gay man follow me around everywhere!"? I'm confused. Perhaps I missed the exposition of the story, but care to explain?

His role consisted of him getting electrocuted. He only got good reviews because people were like, "Man...go see Monster's Ball. Halle Berry has a sex scene, and Puff Daddy gets electrocuted!" Yeah, it had nothing to do with her oscar winning performance. EVERYONE was just interested in her sex scene. This movie will probably suck. Told you.

You know who I miss? Sebastian the Bastard.

I got "sweetheart". Apparently I'll be "lucky in love, very soon". Paging NewYorkFox...

How exactly does this bad boy work? Can I rent movies from Blockbuster and copy them? I want to get it for my dad for Christmas, but I'm not exactly sure how it works.

Violence and killing are both sins, and sins = evil.

He's the first name on the third line.

:::walks around counter, puts money in register, waits for Royal Blue to turn around, takes all of the money out, shoves it in his pockets::: Alright, off to work now! See you around, Royal Blue!

Well, I ordered a beer, damnit, and you're sitting there reading porn! Do I have to do things myself? :::gets up, walks behind counter, grabs a Dos Equis, cuts a slice of lime, walks back around counter:::

:::Makes smalltalk with Royal Blue:::

It feels like burning... Royal Blue probably just gave you a nasty infection.

Ignore that. I'm talking about the Clockwork Orange hobo-beating scene.

Why don't you just call your friendly neighborhood drug dealer?

That whole thing is negated by him saying, "LOL" at the end. Whether or not he actually fucked Torrie Wilson, his opinion is rendered meaningless by adding "LOL" to the end.

His role consisted of him getting electrocuted. He only got good reviews because people were like, "Man...go see Monster's Ball. Halle Berry has a sex scene, and Puff Daddy gets electrocuted!"

:::Calls Sandman's parole officer::: ::Delivers one last shot before running:: You know, if you just would've made friends with Johnson, he could've warned you about the cops showing up.... Oh, wait, Rant's flaming you. Nevermind.

Huss.

:::Calls Sandman's parole officer:::

Well, that goes without saying.

Sympathy is like pity... Therefore, feeling pity for someone that's being hired to pester you WOULD bother you. You'll be so immersed in your pity that you'll eventually break down and try to befriend him, to remove your pity...then we'll all laugh at you for being friends with Johnson. You can't win this one.

Fine then... :::Hires Johnson to pester CWM:::

I can't believe that I'm gonna say this...but....Eagan wasn't as bad as Johnson.

:::Hires Sandman to hunt down CWM:::