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I caught the end of this when my mom and dad were watching it tonight, and my was just like, "Why did she pick him? Adam was so much better!" I had to explain to my mom that girls are only after good looks, they don't care about your personality or where you are in life. She denied it, of course.

There's a reason for that. Skedaddle. And please, forgive me for not wanting to talk about masturbation, or having my parents walk in on me during said masturbation. If only my parents could be as open and accepting as your parents, this world would be a better place. Now shut the fuck up, emo kid.

Hmmph......this has been fun, but I need a smoke, then I'm leaving work. Have a good day, everyone.

Oh, no, according to Chave here, despite the fact that I was the one spearheading the emo witchhunt, I, myself, am emo. Even though I'm a prep. Whatever. Prep/Emo, same thing. And Jose's 22. But I like your story, too. I really like how attempt to flame me for hanging out with PEOPLE MY AGE. Who in the hell should I hang out with then?

Fuck this.

THAT ASSHOLE! Of all the things to make fun of...my bedsheets?

I thought they taped Smackdown on Tuesday? My friend Jose's birthday party, actually. But I appreciate the Smackdown joke. I'll be videotaping and taking pictures, if you guys would care to see.

Backwards kids who can't pull becasue they're too busy moaning about not pulling, or playing dungeons and dragons, or watching anime or WAKING LOUD ENOUGH TO WAKE THE FUCKING NEIGHBOURS! Never played Dungeons and Dragons, thanks. Never watched anime, either. And I'm not the one that wants to keep talking about my masturbatory habits.

Oh, let me tell you a secret: Girls don't think you're an asshole if you cuddle with them. Maybe that's a foreign concept to you kids out there, or maybe we have an alternative definition of "cuddling", but in my book, if you lie there for a little bit, catch your breath, then get up and have a cigarette, that's cuddling.

NO! I have never met a 17 year old who can't get a hold of porn. And you can't watch porn because your mum is next door? That's why mute buttons were invented. Or use a mag! Or this internet thing: it wasn't just built for crap flame wars, y'know. Or USE YOUR FUCKING IMAGINATION! LIKE EVERY BOY FROM THE AGE OF 13 UPWARDS. God, and you were calling someone else emo... Did I say that I didn't masturbate? No. I just said that I couldn't purchase porn. Free internet porn is entirely different. And I just said that my imagination isn't too spectacular. If I have a visual, that's fine...and where the hell am I supposed to get this magazine? Maybe masturbation isn't as much of a priority for me as it does for you. And people that can't masturbate because they sleep next door to their parents are emo? Explain me that, Ross. Ooh, Ross. Good one. That's right up there with "JustSoYouBlow". You can't wank because you're next door to your mum? Why the hell not? How fucking loud are you? Worried she'd hear your vibrator? Worried she might come in to tuck you in, only to find hot man butter all over your N'Sync sheets? How emo are you? Soon you'll be fucking apple pies to see what pussy feels like. Then write a song about it, comparing women to pies, only pies are better because they don't break your heart, or run off with the bloke down the superstore, and they taste better. And yes, masturbation is important to me. Because I am a FUCKING HUMAN WITH A LIBIDO. Not some fucking emo kid. Good one. Call me emo! Turn the tables! Whatever you want to consider it! Here's the bottom line, Chave: I don't masturbate all that often. I'm only at my house to sleep, that's it. You're hard pressed to catch me there doing anything other than showering, taking a shit, or sleeping. Every time I use the internet, I'm at work. So, masturbation, not too high on my list of priorities. NSync sheets? BURN! Are you really that fucking desperate, that you're now insulting my bedsheets? I don't want to get caught by my parents masturbating. I guess that makes me a bad person. When I'm not at work, I'm out with my friends. I've got three different parties to attend this weekend, one of them involving lesbians wrestling in pudding. So, again, I apologize profusely if I don't have time to fit masturbation into my schedule. You call me emo? What was that definition that you supplied? Something about an emo being a holier-than-thou shmuck? Pot. Kettle. Black. You sit here and harp on me for the fact that I don't masturbate constantly, then call me emo for not wanting to be caught by my parents. You really need to check what the fuck you're saying before you just type away. And Ross is a paleontologist. I'm glad you got the reference. I figured it might be beneath you and all of your dazzling knowledge.

...I actually like cuddling.

Waaaaay too much effort. If I'm horny, 9 times out of 10 I just call an ex-girlfriend. Seems to work for me.

door doesn't lock.

17-year-old girls make you wear condoms.

AAAAARGGHGHHHH! For the love of God, I masturbate, it's just kinda sketchy, considering that my parents are very light sleepers. I don't want to wake them up. There. Can we stop talking about this now?

NO! I have never met a 17 year old who can't get a hold of porn. And you can't watch porn because your mum is next door? That's why mute buttons were invented. Or use a mag! Or this internet thing: it wasn't just built for crap flame wars, y'know. Or USE YOUR FUCKING IMAGINATION! LIKE EVERY BOY FROM THE AGE OF 13 UPWARDS. God, and you were calling someone else emo... Did I say that I didn't masturbate? No. I just said that I couldn't purchase porn. Free internet porn is entirely different. And I just said that my imagination isn't too spectacular. If I have a visual, that's fine...and where the hell am I supposed to get this magazine? Maybe masturbation isn't as much of a priority for me as it does for you. And people that can't masturbate because they sleep next door to their parents are emo? Explain me that, Ross.

I reflect on the events of the day and play out scenarios on how I could have handled them differently, evaluating their reprecussions. ...could we stop talking about this now?

Can't buy porn because I'm under 18, can't watch porn because my room is right next to theirs, my imagination isn't strong enough for a visual-free run. EDIT: can we please stop talking about this?

:::Finally understands...in anger:::

Oh...shit...we've let down the paleontologist. Lord knows that the guy who hangs out with dinosaurs all day is the pinnacle of all things awesome. Quit being so fucking high and mighty, Chave. I remember back in the day when you'd actually get yourself involved in these things. Now you're just trying too hard to be Banky II: Electric Boogaloo. Nah, Banky sucks. I rock. I'm still not averse to a good flame war, but that involves someone who doesn't give a fuck flaming someone else who actually takes the whole thing seriously. Here, it's reversed. Kamui has learnt that the best way to kill a flame war is to stop posting seriously, or at least to feign disinterest. Why do you think that Johnson doesn't have massive flame wars aimed at him any more? It's no fun unless the other person is biting. The flame war is over. He's not giving you anything to work with, so you're just rounding on him, repeating yourselves and coming across as schmucks. All of you. What part of this thread do you think is cool? The one where you go "oh, he's gone, we win" or the bits where you go on and on about him being emo, dispite the fact that he blatantly doesn't give a fuck. And what part of hanging around with dinosaurs all day is meant to be aninsult? Dinosaurs rock! They're, like, big and stuff. Well, I'm simply trying to entertain myself, since this board has been dead as fuck lately. If you want to entertain yourself, have a wank or watch some porn. No part of this thread is in any way nearly as entertaining as that. Kinda hard to do, considering that I still live with my parents (I'm only 17, cheif.)

:::Is confused by Rant's actions:::

Eh, I'm not saying don't read it. We have been running on fumes for several pages now. This whole thing ceased to be funny when I resorted to posting pictures.

Wait...who are you again? :::shakes fist:::

Oh...shit...we've let down the paleontologist. Lord knows that the guy who hangs out with dinosaurs all day is the pinnacle of all things awesome. Quit being so fucking high and mighty, Chave. I remember back in the day when you'd actually get yourself involved in these things. Now you're just trying too hard to be Banky II: Electric Boogaloo. Nah, Banky sucks. I rock. I'm still not averse to a good flame war, but that involves someone who doesn't give a fuck flaming someone else who actually takes the whole thing seriously. Here, it's reversed. Kamui has learnt that the best way to kill a flame war is to stop posting seriously, or at least to feign disinterest. Why do you think that Johnson doesn't have massive flame wars aimed at him any more? It's no fun unless the other person is biting. The flame war is over. He's not giving you anything to work with, so you're just rounding on him, repeating yourselves and coming across as schmucks. All of you. What part of this thread do you think is cool? The one where you go "oh, he's gone, we win" or the bits where you go on and on about him being emo, dispite the fact that he blatantly doesn't give a fuck. And what part of hanging around with dinosaurs all day is meant to be aninsult? Dinosaurs rock! They're, like, big and stuff. Well, I'm simply trying to entertain myself, since this board has been dead as fuck lately.

JSYK made a list of "posters that RAWK" even though no one had any idea who he was in the months preceeding