justsoyouknow

Must...see...pictures... Emo kids are, by far, the most narrowminded. My sister wanted me to go with her to find tickets for a Modest Mouse concert. My response, "...why? Modest Mouse sucks." We drive to a store, they're sold out, she calls another store, they're sold out....we ended up driving all over town looking for these tickets. And the whole time..."Why do you want to go see Modest Mouse so badly?" "THEY ROCK! OMG TOtaL HOTNESS!"

....that's it? I want my money back.

On herself or someone else?

Chapter 153: How to Screw Up Something That's Guaranteed to Make Money

Whoo! Almost out of the negatives now!

OMG Child porn! ...where's New Me?

It's really not a big deal, if you think about it. There are fights every weekend at my school. Typically, people get drunk and want to prove their manliness. I'm sure they thought that it would be fun to get people worked up...or maybe they're just stupid.

Baywatch.

They teach you how to kill with your bare hands.

Also Attack women if they dont drink with you. Note to self: beat the hell out of Nicole Friday night if she refuses a beer. ...if they hated each other, why wouldn't they have FOUGHT during dinner?

PS: It's the internet. Things are typed on the screen. It's very hard to tell inflection via input device. School is going to help me understand the "over the top" methods of typing that you employ? I'll make sure not to ditch "Banky 101" tomorrow.

Avoidance? I thought more highly of you than that, man.

Stardust, you're lurking, what do you think about CJ returning?

Oh, but I'm wrong. Clearly wrong...you don't worship the ground that the guy walks on or anything. ...or start a campaign to get them reinstated. Yes. Option B sounds good.

It's hard to buy the fact that you DON'T actually believe that, considering the amount you worship the guy.

Orton looks hilarious in the picture where he's being held back by the two cops, with that "WHAT? MUTHAFUCKA?" look on his face.

Soitenly. Despite the fact that there's not a HINT of sarcasm in what you've typed, you were being facetious.

That's not homophobic.

Actually, the analogy stands. Vince McMahon tries to save a floundering company by bringing in acts that were once popular....Banky, or whatever Chevy Chase reference he's making this week, is trying to save a floundering message board by bringing in posters that were once popular. Pushing us to entertain you on a message board is helping us become well-function human beings? Half of us on this board function better in the real world than you do. Keep sucking CJ's dick, Banky. He likes that face you make when you tongue his balls.

And Maven IS a bitch in storylines....

No, no, Banky must follow the advice of Vince McMahon and bring back nostalgia acts. "Hey, CJ was popular back in the day, he'll spice things up!" Didn't work for Vince, won't work here. Ever thought that the problem might lie within yourself, Banks? I mean, every single thread that's posted, either you or "Pooh" or Inc. pop in with a clever way of tearing it down. People get afraid to start new posts if they're just going to be shit upon for starting them. And the guy is just a male version of Marney. One vicious hater-of-all-things-opposing-their-viewpoint is enough, but two is just pushing it. Why don't we ask Stardust if she wants CJ back? Or maybe the mods, we could ask them if they want CJ back? Why is it "up to him" if he wants to return, like he's gracing us with his fucking presence? And don't pity me, Banky. Pity is an emotion for the weak.

The Return of the King trailer actually does nothing for me. The trailer for Punisher seems fairly decent, though.

He brings so much to this board? Like? Repeated demands for a porn folder, then bitching about people not posting in something that they didn't ask for? So he's a nice guy in other places, big fucking deal. If he's going to be an asshole and a troll here, then why bother putting up with the guy? There's only so many times I can hear "I'm better than you, look at my $1200 watch" before it gets tiring. Along those lines, why is it that Flyboy disappears until CJ's around, then all of a sudden, they're The Nation V2.1, trying to rid the board of racism? Flyboy never even posts here unless it's about CJ's dick. Who gives a flying fuck whether or not the messageboard is "lined with gold"? We're not poor immigrants in search of a better lifestyle, we're posters on a messageboard. If we don't like it, we'll leave. This "cleaning spree" isn't neccessary at all.

So he's Freddy Fucking Krueger, and if we talk about him, we give him power? Sometimes, Banky, you baffle me. I would rather have Eagan, Prince Paul, AND Gheyme back before CJ comes back. His "act"? You mean where he goes from thread to thread trying to cause a reaction? What was that called? Oh, that's right, "trolling".

I'd rather have them fire Jindrak than Orton. Orton amuses me in a way that Jindrak never will.