justsoyouknow

Stephen Joseph cuts loose on the dance floor.

My father is Global Accounts Manager for American Express.....I don't think he pees on the bus.

Kotz had one beer and decided to call it a night.

She's beautiful, damnit.

Why do homeless people pee on the public bus?

Look! Here comes my girlfriend with the keg! Now this party can start!

Again with the ass talk! What the hell is wrong with you? And Banky, I never lied to you...I told you a couple weeks ago that my SMTP server was down. You'll get your MP3s, I swarez.

Hey, I'll get around to it. My outgoing mail server refused to work at home, so I'm pretty much cut off at the knees. Come on, everybody! Don't let the party die! ....I'll bring kegs!

AFI USED to be really good. ..."used to be".

In a zip folder on my desktop. Why do you ask?

Couldn't you have waited a few more posts before you went ahead and stole my thunder? Jesus...

Because if you throw a pumpkin, you deserve to get arrested, right?

Dear Mario, Has your name been legally changed yet? No? Then sit the fuck down and shut the fuck up. MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO. Love, justsoyouknow

Dear Diary, Why is Mario so fascinated with the ass? It makes you wonder... Justsoyouknow

Quick, kill it!

Would you rather have a wizard or a midget? Why not both? A midget who can do spells.....that would be awesome. My ex-girlfriend's sister thinks that Wee Man is hot. I think that's weird.

If I had a midget, I'd dress him up like a wizard.

Worst. Cover. EVER. That was the Def Leppard cover right? I pretty much think that Def Leppard is one of the worst bands ever (easily the worst band with a one-armed drummer) so I can't say a cover is bad when it's covering a shitty song to begin with. It seems right on par. Now if she disgraced Bon Jovi, we'd have a problem. Was it Def Leppard? I thought it was Dokken. Where's Metal Ed when you need him? The current trend in music seems to be shitty covers of good songs. Boys of Summer, Behind Blue Eyes, and now Feel Like Makin' Love. It's like no one can write their own music anymore.

:::MARKS THE FUCK OUT::: "We came to destroy everything. We came to ruin your life. We were sent by Jesus." That was in my sig for awhile. Romper Stomper was MUCH better than American History X.

Viva La Bam is hilarious. The "Don't Feed Phil" episode had me laughing so hard I nearly cried. Plus, Jenn is hot.

...I don't think I like you talking about Gigantor like that.

It would be an excellent ice-breaker with the ladies, too. You could have your midget run over and start humping their leg, and you could be all, "GIGANTOR! NO!" Then run over and be like, "Sorry...he's got a mind of his own." Boom. You've got your opening. What would you feed a midget?

I loved this game. I remember getting blazed with my friends and playing this game for hours on end without getting bored at all. My favorite part was how the audience would actually BOO when you used a weapon, as opposed to cheering (a la No Mercy).

Oh. Well, there's nothing wrong with that, I suppose. I wish I owned a midget. I'd call him Gigantor.

So...your minimum height requirement is 4 feet? And New Me is the pedophile?