justsoyouknow

:::High fives other UGS members::: Whatchu got, Dames? Huh?

Fuck this, I'll start. There's this boy here lurking And his name is Dames Should stop jerkin off, Cuz he's gettin called names He's the man in charge and he runs this dump His last girl told me he's a two-pump chump But that's alright, cuz he deserves respect Ask the TSM Writers, he signs their checks Wait, what's that? He doesn't pay dick? The fucks up with that? Makes me sick. "Write for my site, you'll get a lot of ass. I'd love to help you out, but I ain't got cash." That's fucking ironic, that the man in charge Likes it in the ass like he lives behind bars Go to NHB, and you get in his face, Doesn't throw a punch, just gets out his mace. Spraying like a bitch who's getting raped, Dames is a bitch who made a mistake. Banky is the boss, Chief Underground Slut, Dames is just a bitch That likes it in the BUTT. :::Crew backing me up shouts "OHHHHHHH! When appropriate:::

:::Backs away with the rest of the UGS, snapping fingers::: :::Dames and Banky circle each other:::

Talk is cheap, just like your mom. Bring it.

:::Becomes black::: Do it again, Murda! Holla!

:::Stands with pirate sword in hand, awaiting Dames' arrival.:::

Is that a challenge? Let me get stoned, I'll rip you a new one.

You didn't beat us...we LET you win.

Dames, you're so bad ass....fine, "rap" all over my simplistic "ass"....I'll neeed a good laugh in the morning. PS. Don't even breathe the notion that we might be the same person, I have a reputation to withhold. You don't want me to hurt you. You really don't want me to put it down. Dames DAMES' A PUSSY! :::CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP::: DAMES' A PUSSY!

Wait...so you banned yourself? Intriguing. I want to see this rapoff. ....check out the sig.

Maiden's new single is awful. The best song of their new album is "Face in the Sand", you should all check that out. As far as Priest goes, I actually dislike them after Halford left. Jugulator was a huge letdown for me.

I have to agree with Dames. There's definite cooch in there. Shhh....if you tell him otherwise, he'll believe you.

The Underground Saviors has a nice ring to it.... Underground Sadomasochists? Oh, the name's already been decided? Nevermind, then.

Banky, you ever had Heffeweizen? It's damn good German beer. Hoooray for German heritage!

I'm so glad I could help someone out. Anyone else need inspiration? Last night I was over at this guy's house that I'd never met before...everyone left to get beer, so it was just me and him, and we just sat and chilled, became cool with each other, the usual. Then this girl called me and asked if I'd come and pick up her and her friend. Felix (the guy) was all excited because I brought the ladies, that he kicked someone's ass FOR me at the end of the night because they were starting shit with me. Justsoyouknow: Has Bodyguards.

It made me feel better...he was bigger than me, if that helps. Note to all the other guys: spitting in a guy's face, immediately followed by a right cross, is a great way to start a fight

Jon the drunken rage beast made his triumphant return last night. I invited my ex-girlfriend to go to my buddy's Halloween party with me, but she said she had plans until around 10. I went over there around 7:30 and proceeded to get fucked up. I had two margaritas, a shot of captain morgan, three screwdrivers, two shots of straight vodka, no chaser, smoked some weed, and then she showed up...with another guy. So, long story short, I decided that I was going to beat the shit out of him. That'll teach him to fuck with my woman.

It's extremely copasetic.

Ah. See, was that so hard? Last time I was on the board, he was Dr. Chevy Rosenpenis. Sorry I didn't get the memo about the namechange.

I honestly cannot recall a single instance when I've seen him post. And hey, fuck you again.

Calmly explaining why you don't drink or smoke is just ducky, but when I get the typical, "I DON'T WANT TO POLUTE MY BODY WITH THAT! YOU'RE GOING TO DIE! YOU'RE GOING TO KILL BABIES ON THE RIDE HOME!" then I frown upon straight-edgers.

...no. Should I?

Hey, if you don't want to drink and smoke, that's fine by me. But don't come to my fucking party and preach to me, that's all I ask for. Just like the homeless....yeah, I understand that you're homeless. Just don't be asking me for things when I'm enjoying my $7 salad.

I find that picking up on the easy drunk girls is more trouble than it's worth. They can't walk on their own and you have to talk to them nonstop so they don't pass out, then you've gotta get them to get up to your room without making too much noise, then you gotta worry about them puking everywhere. Much too much trouble. Shut up, I got into a drinking contest with the football team. And she was my current interest. Shut up.

No, really. Did you used to have another name or something?