justsoyouknow

Hmmmm.

...aren't you the guy who talks all like, "Mocha Choca Lotta Ya Ya" and stuff? I swear that's you. "Goochie Goochie Ya Ya Da Da" or something. Chokolate....?

Our school had dominatrix lesbians on the cross country team. So there.

I'm only here to help.

He wears a fucking bucket of KFC on his head with a mask. Is he in Slipknot? No, he looks like a buffoon. Ever notice how you can't take some people seriously based on the way that they look? Same principle here. And talk all the shit that you want about Wylde. He might not be as good of a guitarist, but he's about 10x cooler than Buckethead will ever be.

...you forgot the part where you talk like a cartoon character.

HAD. Past tense. I'm having sex right now. Because I'm stoned. Nerd. Fuckin' eh. He's having sex in his mind becaus he's stoned...let it expand your mind, man. Alright, I'm done now. Whew. That was a good one. I think I need a cigarette now. Bob Dylan rules you all.

HAD. Past tense. I'm having sex right now. Because I'm stoned. Nerd.

*shakes head* Oh no, not drugs, they are sooooo eviiiiiiil. Let me ask this, have you ever had a girl manually make your dick hard? Have you ever had a girl breathe on your neck? Jeepers, have you ever kissed a girl? Oh no, not drugs, I'm a big pansy //might suckassamaru ...I'm so confused right now. Kinda horny, too.

Shit. But I'm stoned. And listening to Gram Parsons. That makes me cool, right? Right?

And, not that it bothers me in the slightest, I'm not 14. Like I've said already. But WHOA, I look young for my age. BURN!!! But go ahead. Why let facts stop you in your non-sensical bitching? Maybe what you should do is step the fuck off. Seriously. Wow....let me get this straight. You posted a fictional story, using a wide variety of stereotypes that everyone's heard a million times...and that's you "bringing the entertainment"? How in the hell is your little story different than mine? You made a story comparing Austin's wife-beating to a WWE angle, I compared New Me's affinity for assraping to a WCW angle. According to your logic, posting this proves that I'm funny.

He'll also quote posts to PROVE that he made it slightly different.

I'm sorry, Jericho vs. The Ring Bell?

Personally, I'm just hoping that Undertaker will beat Brock in that chain match. But he can't bleed in the building! What's a chain match without blood?

There was a near-riot at school today because, apparently, no one told the Freshman that the Seniors ALWAYS win the spirit stick. Last pep assembly we had, one of the cheerleaders' dad was sitting in the senior section, two rows ahead of me, and the skater kids directly in front of me were being...well...skater kids. You know, loud and obnoxious, dumb as a brick...they're throwing shit all around, and they're talking shit to this, like, 45-year-old hardcore Mormon, and he just turns around and SOCKS one of the kids in the stomach. All hell broke loose after that.

I'm pretty sure that it's a gimmick. I recall reading a review of one of their concerts, where Eddie Van Halen was rumored to attend, and the leader singer was quoted as saying, "He didn't show up, because he knew that if he did, he would have to hand over his crown to me." Surely, no one outside of Oasis can be that arrogant, unless they're a gimmick band. Tenacious D anyone? ("Dio has rocked for a long, long time, now it's time for him to pass the torch...you must give your cape and scepter to me, and a smaller one for KG")

I enjoy their mockery of Hair metal...but as musicians, I cannot stand them. Their gimmick? Genius. Their music? Horrible.

"I'm a latex salesman." "I hired YOU to be MY latex salesman? I don't think so."

...Compared to topics where there's talk about...steel plates to block ass raping...nothing can get gayer than this. All we need now is an appearance by the Game, and this could win TSM Gay Topic of the Year~! HEY! I'll have you know that the "steel plate to block assraping" thing is quoted in TWO sigs. Not one, but TWO of them. What exactly have YOU ever done to bring laughter and merriment here? Posted a picture of yourself claiming that, "I shaved today"? Oh, that's right, you've done jack shit. Step off son, step off.

Forgive me here, but those are, quite possibly, the worst lyrics that I've ever heard. The message is nice, but the means of conveying that message suck.

6) Broken hip. 7) Ran out of Depends.

"Come on, honey, oral sex is awesome! Stop crying and get down there! I didn't cry when I did it to you!" -Ben too....far....crossed...the line.... If this custody battle is really so bitter, why doesn't Kurt's mom just call Love a murderer, then show the court tapes of Love's appearances on The Osbournes? The courts could then see with their own eyes what a fucking psycho she is.

"If every instinct that I've ever had has been wrong...then the exact opposite MUST be right."

Oh, I think they're hard enough already. BAH DUM DAH!

I wonder if they were also treated for third-degree burns on their hands... BA DUM DAH!