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Oh, sweet Jesus, Johnson, shut the fuck up. We get it, you think that you're so much better than CWM because he's owned you time and time again. We all understand that you want to get back at him. We all know how good it feels to have that person that you hate, but you can't touch because they're absolutely sterling, and then, once, they fuck up, and you sit there and try your damndest to prove to everyone that they're no good, dirty scum. The only problem here is that more people will side with CWM than will side with you. So I recommend that you stop trying to impress everyone with your "knowledge", quit acting like you're a fucking hardass, and stop trolling in all of these threads trying to point out that CWM is a troll. Let me reply for you: "Well, CWM tells me that I'm a troll all the time. Why can he say I'm a troll and get away with it, but I can't say that he's a troll?" There's a simple reason for this, kid, and that is that you are a fucking troll. Get over yourself, quit trying to pretend that you're not. You admitted to posting the "Find Me a New Avatar" thread to get a reaction out of people, you only post in threads to call people "dipshit" and "moron", and you generally lower the collective IQ of the board 50 points. Wanna know why everyone has beef with you? You are a fucking idiot, yet you refuse to admit it or understand it. You walk around here like your shit doesn't stink, pointing out everyone else's flaws, but neglecting to mention that you have some of your own. You can't even admit that your grammar is wrong, when it clearly is. Any sentence that begins with "Why" is automatically a question. It's a fact of life that you're taught in grade-school English, yet you fail to utilize it, instead choosing to stick to your guns and claim that you're right and everyone else is wrong. It's wonderful that you are so persistent. Most people would pack their bags and leave when an ENTIRE FUCKING MESSAGE BOARD hates them. But not you, not Johnson, Johnson stays around because he has nowhere else to go. Go to your job at Fujitsu, go to your kid, your wife, your amazing car, whatever the fuck you want to brag about, and waste their time. I'm sick of you wasting mine. EDIT: HTML

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The most bile I've seen him spew lately is "FUCKER." Every now and then he lets loose and tears someone a new asshole, but it seems too few and far between. It can't be that he's maturing, since I don't buy that excuse for a second. I want angry Banky back.

Could Johnson PLEASE get into an argument with a mod? Please?

Banky needs to be more confrontational.

...how about favorite active posting moment? I'm going to go with the time that he called WDI a TSM farm league.

Wasn't he already there? I seem to recall seeing him there awhile back, right after he claimed that he had "never heard of it". Remember the WDI "invasion" that he was convinced was going on? I've come up with a game: Favorite Eagan moment. GO!

Should I feel bad that he's gone? Because I don't...I bet he goes to WDI and starts a thread about how he was screwed. Now we just need to teach Johnson how to use the "Forum Jump" function so he can visit the Site Feedback section...together, we can get him banned. EDIT: CWM FOR MOD~!

!!!!!EAGAN Is BaNNED!!!!! ...what did he do, again?

When did this become a thread for Banky to learn how to become accepted? Did this become Full House and I missed the transition? Jesus Christ. Back on topic: CWM's last major contribution was the guide to gnoming, which was, arguably, lacking. However, he has left a personal impact, seeing as how he was (is?) my mentor. Cheers, CWM.

Jesus, my heart stopped when I read the title of the thread. Then I found out that it was Shane and Marissa. Marissa's a hottie. Good job, Shane-o!

I think you're missing the point....there's FIVE people on this board that think Johnson is better than Corey Lazarus. I call for a witchhunt. Where's Eagan?

Johnson thinks he's outclassing CWM? Priceless. How exactly does one go about "outclassing" another again? Do you guys compare class schedules or something? "English 101." "HA! PSYCH 101!" "Damnit, I've been outclassed." Johnson is entertaining...unintentionally, but entertaining nonetheless.

Worse than me?

Johnson is Bernie Mac?

Johnson, these mood swings of yours are quite out of hand...

Take a hint, dipshit.

Hello's evil twin.

...ahhhhhh. Much better.

Is it a rule that both Chavo and Eddie can't be together for more than two months before one gets injured? Sure seems that way.

Oh, Evil Undertaker > Biker Undertaker. Why is there no Fingerpoke of Doom on here? That was awful. Out of the ones above, definitely Katie Vick.

Has ANYBODY voted for Johnson yet? No? Think he'll get the message?

Would these "levels" that you speak of be a reference to the Circles of Hell? Because I'd have to agree with you. ...Where's Johnson? I feel like I'm going through withdrawals or something. I need someone to call me "moron" and "dipshit" repeatedly.