justsoyouknow

I still don't understand how Zakk Wylde doesn't make the list, but Kurt Cobain and Jack White do. Jesus Christ, Josh Homme is a better guitarist than both of them, and he's not even on the list.

Oregon Trail, I think. That game was AWESOME! We used to get to play it in middle school if we were good during computer class.

You're like the Scott Keith of pr0n. "She's not selling that enough. COME ON! At least act like it hurts!"

The Seinfeld away message wins it. Mine is either "It's better to burn out than to fade away" or "Just think...if you were my pillow, I'd be sleeping with you right now."

Damaramu's sounding JUST like Johnson here. ....that's not a good thing.

The strangest thing is when you're in public and your dad starts checking out girls. "Wow, look at the tits on that one." "Sweet Jesus, Dad, don't say things like that." In other news, that kiss was overrated.

Two in one night. The next day was quite eventful.

That's kinda...mean... Fat people are entitled to sex lives, too. I believe the saying goes, "Fat bitches need dick (or love) too." That's why there's bald guys.

Some people yes... And I can relate to your drunken phone calls. I can't tell you how many times I've had people call me the next day and say, "You left me the FUNNIEST message last night!"

I'm not sure why people do that (and Lord knows I've done it before at WDI and gone into the WDI chat a few times while buzzing pretty good), but I'm guessing it's also the same motivating force behind drunk-calling people (which I happen to do for some reason...I'll actually ask my friends to take my cell phone away from me if I know I'm gonna be going out and drinking, just because I don't want to drunk call anyone, because knowing me, I would call a certain person and spill everything to him and tell him more than he needs to know right now and yeah that's another story altogther...). Drinking is primarily a social thing, so I guess if you're getting drunk by yourself (which admittedly isn't necessarily the best thing to be doing), you want to socialize, and if you're at home by yourself, sometimes the only way to do that is to talk on AIM or on a message board or something. As for the morning after stories....I have no idea. I have like two funny stories from when I was drunk, and it's not like I go around telling random people "Man, I got so drunk this one night..." Once again, it's a social thing, and if other people are sharing stories, odds are you're gonna share stories, too. And it isn't all about throwing up and passing out face down in the backyard. It's a social thing, and sometimes it just feels kinda nice to get a little bit of a buzz and relax a little bit, just as long as you're not doing that every day. Did you actually READ the original post? I was at a party and didn't come home until three in the morning, but I wasn't tired, so I posted on here, while still drunk. I'm not sitting at home by myself, drinking.

Well, good to see that the conversation hasn't died down at all here...in my defense, it was an incredibly stupid thing to do, I can admit that, but who here DOESN'T like to drink once in awhile? If Bruiser wants to jump all over me, I can respect that. I've got nothing for respect for the guy, but the fact remains: I like drinking. Everyone does. Note to CWM: You'd be proud of me, boss...I outdrank four football players that graduated last year. Not that I'm proud of that.

I got this in the mail the other day and nearly blew a head gasket when I read that Angus Young was number 96 and Kurt Cobain was number 12. Could Kurt play "Thunderstruck"? I think not. And where's Satriani? Where's Malmsteen, for that matter?

What does everyone have against Missy? She has talent, you say? Here's what I say: Her lyrics encourage other fat people to have sex. And that's wrong.

Happy birthday. As my gift to you, I'll let you know that you're SOOOOO much cooler than AS.

DA MAN!

Yes, the week until he regains his post count will be PURE UNMITIGATED HELL.

O....K. Methinks that Big T is the second coming of Prince Paul. Anyone else in that boat?

That's a good point. Can a protege have more posts than the mentor? Something seems ass-backwards to me about that.

...sure. Anyway, yes, I agree with your opinion. Having a low post count doesn't make you any less of a poster. Just ask New Me. He'll tell you that Fooster is the greatest poster to ever walk the planet.

If "Life Ain't Nothin but Bitches and Money" then are eunichs and poor people really shitty at life?

I asked you first.

Yes, Screech was hilarious on the show. Even more hilarious is that after all those years playing a geek, he shows up on Celebrity Boxing with a goatee and thinks he's hardfuckingcore. And Foxworthy's entire routine consisted of Redneck jokes. I don't think he has other material...does anyone else remember his sitcom?

Sorry, try again! This is me, I don't have to hide behind a cpu. You watch out for the cops here at TSM too? Damn you! I just spit coffee all over my monitor!

I believe that what Caboose meant to say was that having very few posts doesn't make you any less of a poster....wait a minute. Am I sticking up for Caboose?

I always feel bad when I use the bathroom at a friend's house and there's the blue shit in the toilet...for some reason I feel like I'm defiling their clean toilet, then I do this quick-like-a-bunny escape out of there so no one knows that I was in there... It's very disturbing. Uncalled for, too.