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So now we ban people on the suspicion of being other people? That seems a little extreme, don't ya think?

...does this mean that Eagan was wrong about Italian Stallion being Prince Paul? I drive a BMW, but I dunno if I'd be much help for you.

...Screech does standup? Since when?

Seriously, why did he get banned?

See? I'm not the only one who's scared of the obsession.

I know, I was really hurt.

Eagan called me Johnson once.

I want an autographed copy, too, boss. I've got cookies...

It's pointless to even wish for Angle to shoot on HHH, because even if he does, HHH will just be in the control room editing it out personally. Probably change the words around so Angle says something like, "HHH is sooooooo dreamy!" Damn that Triple H. He's evil.

I'm 17, chief. I liked your story anyway, though.

Yes, he does commercials for I Love the 80s.

See, this is the shit that pisses me off...the video for "Hurt" is pure genius, and it's been played six times total. "Rock Your Body" is pure shit, and you're lucky if they play it less than six times a day.

Thanks for clearing that up, coach.

Have they ever even played a Johnny Cash video on MTV? I remember seeing the "Hurt" video on CMT one day while flipping channels, but I've never personally seen it played on MTV...come to think of it, everyone I've talked to has never seen it, they've had to download it to watch it...how can you nominate a video you don't play?

Is Seinfeld any good anymore? I remember back in his heyday he was hysterical, but I'm not so sure about now. Carlin is always a riot, despite the fact that sometimes I find myself being the type of person that he's complaining about.

Hey, you don't fuck with Goldberg. Just ask that limo window and the glass in the Elimination Chamber.

You should absolutely put together a guide for the gnoming.

It just seems to me that, reading through his responses, it's fairly obvious that he's nothing but sarcastic...

Nah, get that hack Jericho off of Raw, give Bischoff his interview time. I want a return of the Tonight Show!

Inc specializes in this thing called "sarcasm". EDIT: Spoon beat me to it.

Yosh? I don't speak Chinese, man. And yes, I am extremely upset that you don't have an obsession with me. I lie awake at nights thinking about how complete my life would be if only New Me would post something about me in every thread he posted in. Then, and only then, could I be happily taken by God.

See, I knew everyone missed Shane the announcer.

New Me's obsession with Fooster is really starting to creep me out...

Vince, the announcer? How did he get to be in charge of everything? Does anybody else miss Shane the announcer?

Why is it that my friend can get a blowjob from a girl the week after I break up with her, but I make out with the girl that he likes, and he has the balls to say, "What the fuck? I thought it was bros before hos?"?