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"Tombstone Piledriver" It's what we call a "modifier" in the English language...you see, the word "Tombstone" modifies the word "Piledriver".... The Tombstone is a piledriver. So we'll use your logic to confirm that, yes, backyard wrestling is dangerous. And if you and your brother want to give each other tombstones all the time, I say be my guest. Nothing bad can come of that or anything... And Kane messing up TWO tombstones does not prove, beyond a shadow of a doubt, that it is a "fact" that he cannot do the move properly. All it proves is that he doesn't want to seriously injure someone with an incredibly dangerous move. What you're looking for is an opinion...as in, "It's my opinion that Kane cannot do a tombstone." Opinions are like assholes: everyone's got one.

Eagan happened to your thread.

No, I was comparing it to the football argument that came up earlier... The point I was trying to make was that, while you were saying that it was much easier to have a wrestling ring in your backyard than a football field, when you factor money into it, it's much cheaper to go out and buy a football rather than all the shit neccessary for a backyard wrestling setup. So for the most part, they just get the ring and the pads and skip the lessons because it's too expensive. The point still stands, football is much cheaper and there's less of a risk of getting hurt. I don't know about you, but when I'm having fun, it doesn't involve a 69 position with my friends.

Who can afford a football? Now who can afford a ring/pads/lessons? I thought so.

I guess it's been taken off the site...anyone have it still?

Well, yeah, wouldn't want the swarm of locusts here to tell me that wishing death upon a wrestler is bad and whatnot. That's what I meant, anyway...Nash must lose this match, for the sake of Fozzy.

If Jericho loses, what would happen to Fozzy? I can't see Jericho up there headbanging with short hair...it just wouldn't work. Nash must die.

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I'd dig the Kane angle a little bit more if they'd let him be an unstoppable monster, not a monster who's unstoppable unless Shane makes a return to jump off something high. Let Kane run loose on the roster, similar to how he was booked when he first debuted. Then maybe people would buy into the angle a little bit more.

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