justsoyouknow

Summer of '69.

He tolerates me.

Yes, you know. When one's BUTT hurts, they will rage.

I think it's funny that you're getting butthurt that Czech is butthurt. Circular logic.

TSM was down for a couple days, Downhome becomes a mod, and Leena returns. I smell conspiracy.

Keep up the good work, B@rtok.

Good thread, Inc.

You should be ashamed of yourself.

This part made me raise an eyebrow. Vanhalen should just go back to his gimmick being sucking, not sucking off a guy who also sucks.

MIKE JONES! ...was that too late?

This thread may as well be called, "Should we have another thread about Leena?" There's fucking three of them on the front page here. I get it, you nerds are upset you don't have anything to yank it to, but listen: I hear this internet has a whole lot of porn on it.

I'm going to make a second motion that Vanhalen not post in my folder anymore.

This is a serious offense. Serious.

Everyone knows that Banky is the hottest shit running around this board nowadays. Whether it's casually shattering the dreams of a homosexual admirer, lording the awesomeness that is Spongebob Squarepants, or just being the Banky that we all know and love, Banky is justice. Banky is rule. And his cock? You all know you want it. This is a personal invitation to DFA, vivisectviwhatever your name is, and, most importantly, Kotzenjunge. Let's discuss Banky's penis, clearly the hottest topic on The Smartmarks Forums lately.

Ashamed that I've been here for at least three years. Which would mean that I made that post in my senior year of high school.

I move that Vanhalen not post in my folder anymore.

Message boarding at it's finest, that's what it is.

Then it should at least admit it's a man before it goes.

I was shocked that this was from three years ago. Then I felt ashamed.

So I'm hitting on my waitress at the bar tonight, because I noticed she was wearing a shirt that said, "Pretty Girls Make Graves". So she comes back to the table, after I've formed a situational relationship with her, and I say, "So, like the Smiths, or like the talentless, generic ripoff?" And she blinks a few times, then says, "Well, I just got back from the Alkalaline Trio show, and I got the shirt there. But no one knows it's a Smith's song." Then she gives me the thumbs up. I take a piss, I come back, she's sitting at the table. I talk to her a bit, my friends tell me that just because a girl pretended to know what I was talking about didn't mean I should like, I tell them if they pretended to know what I was talking about, I'd like them, she overcharges me twenty dollars. The moral of the story is that all girls are prostitutes.

I just picked up Seasons 1 & 2 at Best Buy for $50. Fantastic deal. I hope that Foreman doesn't actually end up leaving. I figure they'll do something like when Cameron quit, only to come back later on after House interviewed people but didn't want to hire any of them.

Lindsay Lohan was on the Ellen show playing that "How Trivial Was Your Elementary Education as Compared to Your Real Adult Life" game, and I swear to God, they asked her a question and her response was, "I need a drink."

"Patrick Spoon".

Aries like a motherfucker.