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I just researched and found out that you have sex with prostitutes using money you've earned as a human test subject. I'm going to have to avoid you now.

Who are you?

The girl that looked like she had down syndrome? That was poor judgment.

The only interaction I had with AS was when I first started and I said that TC beat him in a flamewar. I avoided him after that when I realized he was a staggering idiot.

Because not every poll has to include an outdated joke about La Parka that people can pick so that they can feel like they made a funny? I picked both.

I'm going to go put on my flight suit and wrap myself in the American flag with a banner behind me saying "mission accomplished" now.

No, you're a dick. End of story. I was shooting for cunt, but thanks.

Oh. Well, ok then.

You're just upset because I made fun of Pitchfork.

Ban Muggy next.

Is y2jailbait going to respond to my flame or what.

Blood on the Tracks is going to have to get my vote.

I enjoy music that I can relate to. Just because some scenester twat says that it's good, it doesn't automatically mean that it's vastly superior to everything else. Unfortunately for you, you seem to have missed that point, because, as it turns out, you're a scenester twat. Ryan Adams. The Beta Band. Elliot Smith. Bob Dylan. Elvis Costello. Jeff Buckley. That's the type of music I enjoy. Music that speaks to my soul, not music that feeds my ego so that I can sit around a coffee shop with my cliche indie kid friends and talk about how the latest !!! release just didn't match up to their previous work. Please regale me with tales of Q and Not U. I'd love to hear how they match up against The Shins on a scale of indie nerdness. You have terrible taste in music because you insist on liking what you're told to like, all the while pretending to be rebellious because you "tend not to agree with Pitchfork". Don't even fucking read Pitchfork then, twat.

I await y2jailbait's sure to be outstanding response. Edit: I feel validated now.

MC900. Taking elements from jazz and fusing it with hip-hop, he creates twisted, unique characters and pulls you into their darkly odd and sometimes comical little worlds. I wouldn't call his vocal stylings rap, but more spoken word that reminds me of the beat poets of the 50's. A surrealist you can relate to and music experimental enough to keep it interesting.

I don't claim to be a music "expert", unlike some people. I like things for reasons other than what "online communities and critics" have to say about them. Back on track. Seriously. You have sex with disgusting old men.

Let's see.... Arcade Fire: Pitchfork rating? 9.7 Iron and Wine: Pitchfork rating? 8.6 Franz Ferdinand: Pitchfork rating? 9.1 Kanye West: Pitchfork rating? 8.2 Mos Def: Pitchfork rating? 5.4 (you lucked out there) Morrissey: Pitchfork rating? 8.9 Viva Voce: Pitchfork rating? 7.6 Pixies: Not on Pitchfork. OMG, you scooped Pitchfork, you scenester, you. Danger Mouse and Jemini: 7.8 Modest Mouse: 7.9 You've already got that "lame insult" part down, and you're averaging a 7.32 on the Pitchfork scale. But you're not preaching that "pitchfork approved indie", not one bit. No sir. Again, I suggest that you die. Theoretically.

You bastard.... And if I do, that's my personal preference... No one gets after you and Banky's teabagging fetish. For JYSK and Banky only.... I suppose this makes you the victor now, doesn't it?

Their front page is normally nothing but updates about his upcoming two-CD release. Then they squeal like little girls.

2/7 - Phoenix, AZ @ Dodge Theatre YES!!!!!

Anyway, we're losing focus here. y2jailbait, you never disputed the claim that you sleep with dirty old men. You also never disputed that your parents are ashamed of you.

I don't think they like Bright Eyes, actually. Who does like Bright Eyes? K. They love him.

There's not enough mentions of Bright Eyes to be Pitchfork.

I believe our agreement was for 1975, not 2004. Reading comprehension goes a long way, kid.

Underground as fuck. Anyway, both Lyrics Born's Later That Day and Madvillain's Madvilliany are outstanding "underground" albums. I'm really not digging "Bridging the Gap" all that much. It seems to have absolutely no flow whatsoever.