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Organized religion is a crutch for the weak-minded, IB, I don't get the falling to the knees joke...... OH, WAIT! Is that implying that I suck cock? Wow, that nearly went over my head! It's good to see that the majority of your jokes come from your inability to get laid, so you accuse other people of doing something that you only wish they would do to you. This is what's wrong with the GangWars. All it is is people saying, "You suck cock!" "No, you suck cock!" "No, you suck cock!" over and over again. At least FrigidSoul has attempted to make things interesting, despite going over the line. You, on the other hand, flounder in your stupidity. All you do is turn every single joke around on the person that made it. Try something original, you fuckup.

Most "dreams" involve being a celebrity or a movie star. Practically every movie star and celebrity smokes. I'm not following his logic.

Yet ANOTHER "nikJohns does something stupid and tries to defend himself" thread. You could always stop doing stupid things, you know.

YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO DREAM IF YOU SMOKE?

If I'm willing to give you my moniker, you should fall to your knees and thank me for allowing you to be associated with me.

Look, Beau, my avatar is someone SMOKING~! Yes. Smoking poll just like your entire team. And you just negated any credibility that that illustration might have had by calling such attention to it. Kudos. Well, I figured that since you're such a hardass for smoking, I could leech some of your heat by pointing out that my avatar has someone smoking. You know, I thought I could be as cool as you if I only gained your approval. But I wouldn't expect you to know who Ryan Adams is. It's grown up music. I hear Linkin Park is coming out with a new CD, though. Maybe you can buy it and give it five stars.

Don't want what? The moniker of being a fucking retard? I wouldn't want that, either.

Look, Beau, my avatar is someone SMOKING~!

....I'll have you know my head is perfectly proportionate with the rest of my body.

I've really got to hand it to you. You've got us all beat at our own game, when it all boils down to it. We've all seen what Banky and Inc have gone through; Chave, to a lesser extent, has suffered as well. The question is posed, "Is it better to burn out than to fade away?" And you've got the answer to it. Who wants a rise to glory, a brief moment in the spotlight, when the fall from grace is inevitable? You've got the solution, and that solution is to remain a relative unknown. Spare yourself the pain you're going to feel when people stop worshipping at your altar and simply stay invisible. It's genius! It's just a shame that you're stepping out of the shadows. Don't try to climb the ladder, Vitamin X, you'll just fall back down. I am impressed, however, at how you threw "bitch" onto the end of your last post. I always find that tacking "bitch" at the end of any statement really serves to drive the point home, regardless of how asinine that statement may be. Sometimes I try it when I order lunch at work..."I'd like a large broiled chicken salad...bitch". It let's them know that I mean business, and that I ain't no one to fuck with. I got your point, Vitamin X. You ain't no one to fuck with. You're hardcore. You and -IB- should form a club where you two can sit around and discuss just how fucking gangsta the two of you are.

Trust me, this is all a ploy. You'll be shocked when it's finally revealed.

Dids, you're just going to confuse him with this "logic" that you speak of. Vitamin X, just go back to being unkown. You were much better that way.

Surely you post in jest.

That's my gimmick.

No, I'm not over it. I'm enraged.

Funny, because I see Mike in my dreams and we make sweet, sweet love for hours on end, and he ALWAYS swallows.

Sass just passed through. I see no response. I was under the impression that if I waited more than 24 hours, I'd get a question answered. Is there some sort of form I'm supposed to fill out or something?

I bet you FrigidSoul applies, then PMs Banky saying "hook a brutha up".

I liked Suicide Kings. The Walken/Leary combo was just hysterical. "You payed $1500 for fuckin' fish shoes?" "...they're cuttin' my fingers off, Ira."

What do I have to do with this?

You're right. You clearly don't try to be like Banky. I don't know what I was thinking. Which established poster will you be tomorrow????

That's because you're a cunt...

Is it hard to walk with FrigidSoul clutching so firmly to your sack?

I don't know if I believe Chave. I've been burnt in the past for following my heart.

Can he be a doctor if he's going to go out and drink beer?