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Cracked my head open (10 times) Stepped on a gravel rake (went an inch and a half into the bottom of my foot) Broken right hand Broken knuckles Broken fingers Torn ACL Dislocated shoulder The amazing part is that, out of all of those injuries, only cracking my head open and stepping on a gravel rake happened while I was sober.

IB's hardcore, niggas.

I only read this thread because Inc posted in it.

Do you really want Zsasz to come in here?

Manowar has a Guiness World Record for being the loudest band in the world. So there.

Does that have Heart of Steel on it?

One time I made a gimmick account. I was Johnson.

Anyone have any good stories about nights of drinking? I've got quite a few tucked under my belt, but I'll start out with a couple easy ones. Last summer I was at a party and there were some football players there that had graduated that year. I was still a junior, but I was friends with one of them, so I talked to him a little bit that night. These kids are all big roid-monkey motherfuckers who go out drinking every night and always brag about how much they can drink, because apparently they're beer historians. Long story short, I walk into the party with a 750 of 100 proof vodka and proceed to drink. My girlfriend is bitching because she doesn't have a chaser, so I walk inside and ask my friend if he has anything to chase the vodka with. He says I can chase it with his beer if I'll let him drink some of the vodka, so I agree. He takes a little baby sip and looks like he's about to puke, then hands it back to me. I began to guzzle the damn thing, then hand it off to the wife, who takes a little baby sip and hands it back to me. I hand it to another roid-monkey, who takes a baby sip and looks like he's about to puke, then he hands it off to yet another roid monkey. It turned out that me and three steroid-abusing, sloping forehead football players that brag about their drinking abilities get into a drinking contest. And I, being 6'2", 155 lbs, outdrank them all. I tipped the bottle back and was drinking from it, and some kid in the corner punches one of the jocks in the chest and starts screaming, "THAT'S HOW YOU FUCKING DO IT! IF YOU'RE GONNA FUCKING PARTY, YOU GOTTA FUCKING PARTY!" The football players were all shamed, and when the next year rolled around, I had a reputation around school for being able to drink jocks under the table. Go me. Another good one was a few months ago. I was drinking at my friends house when we decided to go on the roof. I looked a couple houses over and I see they're having a party, with about five guys standing in a circle with smoke coming up every now and then. I yell out, "CHRONIC?!?!?", since I'd already drank a good deal, and one of them turns and yells for me to come over. I climb off the roof and walk through the alley and one of them lets me in through the back gate. Turns out that they went to school with my friend who graduated three years above me, so they were all friends. They asked me when I graduated, and I said that I hadn't yet, so then it was decided that I had to do a kegstand. I'd never done one before, but I was already drunk, so I figured what the fuck. I only went about 10 seconds, but as I was drinking, the guys were all like, "...this motherfucker can drink." After I went, another guy went that was a few years older and he only lasted three seconds. Weak stories, I know, but I'm saving the good ones. Share your best drinking stories, be they hilarious, badass, horrible, or downright frightening.

Discuss.

The statement was that music was to be enjoyed. IB said that if everyone agreed with that statement, music would suck. A+B=C. If everyone believed that music was to be enjoyed, music would suck. I disagreed. Tell me how Jet is involved?

They were Motley Crue roadies...

If music isn't meant to be enjoyed, than what is it meant for, exactly?

Absolutely not. I was merely making an issue out of IB's claim that enjoying music means that it's shitty.

Did you even read what Agent and Edwin said? I've never understood people such as yourself. How can anyone go through life so willfully ignorant? Yes! Fucking yes! And if everyone on this planet had the same viewpoint as you (RVDMARK), could you imagine the quality of music being brought out? He said that music was meant to be enjoyed. You say his viewpoint produces shitty music. So what you're getting at is that if you enjoy music, it has to be shitty? For music to be good, it has to be absolutely insufferable?

Yeah? Well....you didn't wipe your sweat off of the bench when you were done using it.

I'll never let go, Ripper.

"What's the big deal? There's a drain!"

I'd pretend to be a hardass and say that I won't miss you, but who am I kidding? We all know that I'll be crying myself to sleep every night.

Fine. I'm sure the station will play a lot of Kylie Minogue videos.

...gay people think Justin's cute.

MTV killed Buddy Holly?

Inc's right. But since Kotz responded, he ruined it. Damn you, Kotz.

So instead of hours upon hours of rap videos, they'll just play hours and hours of Justin Timberlake videos?