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Arizona is the number two spot for skin cancer in the world. It's 106 outside right now, too. Summer should be a bitch when it finally gets hot.

Triple H's comment on Sting is hilarious.

You done fucked up now. You could have at least offered him crack or something.

Boo-Tah? Ripper has a girlfriend from Utah?

Only Mike would create this poll as a diversion.

Happy birthday, cowboy.

Shut up, Mike.

Do you also own a record shop called Championship Vinyl?

Name one "ground-breaking" new artist that's come along recently. I don't see how you can claim that music is anything other than mindless entertainment. I seriously doubt you sit there and digest every single note, every vague reference, every nuance of an album. If a song comes on at a party, do you stop talking to anyone, stop drinking, and start listening in-depth to a song so that you can tell everyone why it sucks? Relax yourself, Agent. Jet is pop music, here to entertain those without any taste. I understand that, but that doesn't change the fact that they're perfectly inoffensive.

I think he was attempting to say he was going to hold a girl's head steady and jack off in her face. But the whole "turn the W upside down" thing is completely baffling. Perhaps it's a reference to the shape of her ass?

Torrie's on Raw now?

UYI, are you going to sit there and let IB own you?

+1 -=Mike

Whore.

You're absolutely right, Mike. You could make a new name and post the exact same stuff that you're posting now. I think you should do it. Call it a sociological experiment. Or you could not be a twelve-year-old girl out to prove that all the cool kids have something against her by dressing up as a different person and trying to infiltrate their circle.

I have a Fender Strat signed by George Lynch, and I attempted to learn how to play it, but then I realized that it took a lot of effort. Then I made a sandwich.

Choken, my old friend...I agree with you completely...3 Libras is one of my all time favorite songs...Mer De Noms is an awesome album... I wasn't aware that you could compare an entire back catalogue's worth of material to one song. Tool does nothing for me. Their fans ruin the music.

Since when did music have to be ground-breaking? Music is the same thing as television: mindless entertainment. Not everything has to be deeply politically motivated and exceptional. You guys all act like you're waiting for a new Dylan to come along, to change the face of mainstream music. Unfortunately, there's a vast difference between the current social environment and Dylan-era social environment. Everyone just needs to take a deep breath and realize that music doesn't have to be life-changing to be "good". It's been said that the best bands play songs that, when reduced to their simplest notes, can still be recognized. You put any Jet song to an acoustic guitar, you'll still fucking recognize it. They've never claimed to be anything other than a party band. It's background music. Get the fuck over it.

Ok, seriously. Can we ban Mike from HD? Would anyone really have an issue with that?

Projecting your issues upon others is not a sign of strength. Do you need a hug? -=Mike Someone said this to you in another thread as a flame, you stated how entirely stupid it was, and now you're turning around....and....using it....as a flame? The real issue here is that you're a douchebag. I think we can all agree on that.

WHEN?!?!?

Oh, I see, I get whooshed because I didn't catch on to the fact that you guys were acting like idiots on purpose? Fair enough. Let me join in. HAR HAR MURMURING BEAST IZ MIKEESSEE!

Or maybe Murmuring Beast was undertaking the task of mocking Mike?

Christ. Astro, purchase a BUTT plug. Inc is right, Chevy is right, and IB needs to stop posting.

I just hope that Fantasia has a body double for her music video...or that it'll be animated. On another note: John sang his one line in the final very nicely.