justsoyouknow

Welcome to HD. All stories told in here are mostly bullshit, and what could potentially be a truthful story (such as the one about your Uncle) are attacked as excuses. That's the way things go, so you should probably get used to it.

Going somewhere, Inc? This bothers me...you're the one board highlight.

Age 10. That way, I could fix some shit that I regret, repair some relationships that fell apart far too quickly for stupid reasons, and possibly do things the right way with the girls I had crushes on, but completely screwed things up. Would you rather kill Hitler and burn in hell for all of eternity as a murderer, or would you rather have 6 million Jews die and get into heaven?

Flame away, bitches. Taken at my house, that's my friend Hank, his date Ali, me, and my friend Alex (we hadn't gone to pick up our dates yet.) I have a cane. It's black steel with a bigass purple jewel at the top.

And you would know this......how? Pussy.

You clearly missed what I was going for. Just leave.

Ah, sweet release. I'm so thrilled that you, the great and wonderful A_MikeSC took the time out of your busy schedule to quote my post and respond with your ever-insightful commentary. I'm an ocean of emotions right now, tossing and turning, sometimes bubbling over with enthusiasm that you spoke directly to me, sometimes raining down crashing waves of fury at your clearly superior wit. If only I could find the words to express just how much you have touched me, taught me, changed me, then you would understand just how much your presence means in this folder. Ever heard the expression "leave 'em wanting more"? I suggest you just "leave".

I'll field this one, Dids. Clearly you've never heard Dids discuss music. The man knows his underground hip-hop, and there's absolutely no way to discover that sort of thing unless you're actually out and about. Why don't you do something completely original and make fun of his weight or something? Or call him a "sub-human monkey" because he's desecrating his body with junk food, and a good Christian wouldn't do such a thing. I hope you break this down into one of your quote-filled masturbation-fests. That's what you do best, after all.

Slacklet...said something funny. .....I don't know how to react here. Indifference? Ok, indifference it is.

Copy and paste, Dids. And Ripper...how'd you know? What can I say, guy or girl, they all want me.

No, he's saying that Dids is overweight. PROM PHOTO~! copy and paste

They hint at it, saying that when Drac was originally killed when he was "struck down" by the "left hand of God," and Drac mentions VH training in various parts of the world. However, when Drac is about to actually explain the whole thing, VH interrupts him, saying "some pasts are best left forgotten" and then they begin fighting. So maybe yes, maybe no, but he still he seems human. So if you're looking for a clear explanation, join the club. I suppose if it were actually explained it would beat the now-cliche half-human/half-vampire hunters we usually see. The way I took it was that, with Dracula being "Satan's son", as well as he and Van Helsing having a "history" together, there was a biblical connection. When Dracula called Van Helsing "Gabriel", everything just sort of clicked. In my estimation, Van Helsing is The Archangel Gabriel, A.K.A. The Left Hand of God.

Remember the days before Mike found the HD folder?

I'm sorry, but what is the "European rounds system"?

MkeSC: BOARD HEEL~! Better step up, Kotz.

The man is going to help others better their lives and you mock him. Maybe you should give a speech at your former high school and talk about how to be a disgrace of a human being. Why are you so touchy? It's my nature.

My English teacher just burst into flames.

Make sure you establish the fact that you're "just like us". If you can relate to teenagers, then you're a teenager, as far as we're concerned. But try not to be too preachy. If you come across as preachy, you'd immediately going to lose half of the audience. Just talk about how it started out as a social thing (which I'm guessing), and elevated from there, to the point where things got really bad. Be sure to cover your son, your stints in rehab, etc. If you want to be hardcore, talk about your brother. That would open some people's eyes.

That quite a coincidence...I've been doing squats, and people have been complimenting me on my ass, too. Hunger4Unger hasn't done anything ban-worthy, aside from threatening to kill the president, supporting terrorist activities, and being an all-around waste. Just think...millions of sperm, and that one just had to force its way through.

The man is going to help others better their lives and you mock him. Maybe you should give a speech at your former high school and talk about how to be a disgrace of a human being.

I was going to comment on Kotz's post on Treble Charged, but then I realized what he was trying to say. Then I laughed hysterically.

LOTC is George Costanza? That explains a few things.

IB, seriously, just quit. You're not funny, or insightful, or even mildly amusing in the way that BBCW is. You're just god-awful. Let me reiterate.

Again...over in that part of the world, I wouldn't be surprised if being killed was considered "natural causes". It all boils down to this: if someone tried to kill you, but you captured him, would you sit there and say, "Wow, I'm going to be the bigger person here and be nice to you, and bring you tea and crumpets, and allow you to fuck my sister, because you don't deserve to have the same done to you," or would you go apeshit? Personally, if someone was trying to kill me, and they ended up being killed, I suppose that would be called "vengeance".

It's funny...their women step out of line, they slap them around, no one bats an eye. They step out of line, we slap them around, everyone has an aneurism.