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Ooh, ooh, grade me.

That's a first...........

I'm a trendsetter. Jen seems like a nice girl...as far as pictures can tell, anyway. You, on the other hand, look a good deal like Vanilla Ice.

Alright, so I've been getting nothing but shit lately for my taste in women. All my friends keep ragging on them and telling me that I have, hands down, the worst taste in women ever. So, I'm asking you, the SmartMarks viewing public, to look at these women that I've had torrid affairs with in the past six months, and tell me what you think of my taste in women. 1) Photo from Sweetheart Prom last year of me and one of the exes (not a girlfriend at the time) Specimen A. 2) Girl that I went out with after #1, who after about a month and a half of dating, decided to suck off my best friend. The one on the left, by the way. Dirty whore. 3) "Stop fucking touching shit in my car" Girl. 90MPH breaking coming soon... So there's three girls that I've gone out with in the past six months. I'd post a picture of Four Feet of Chicano Fury, but I burnt all of those after I found out she may have given me and STD. So, let me know kids...do I have the worst taste in women ever? Give me your opinions.

Did Vince fire all of the production guys?

Only problem is that she was too fucking stupid to put up with. And I felt gay...man-ass and all, you know.

She likes it in the ass, too, Dids.

You make it sound like PJ broke up, Ed kicked around doing an acoustic tour, then got the band back together. Ed did acoustic stuff primarily for benefits. And, I think it's pretty clear they're not interested in selling millions of records. They're primarily catering to their core fans. I think "fading out" was a calculated move, to distance themselves from casual "wooo, play Evenflow!" fans. I didn't say anywhere that they broke up. All I said was that they faded out, then Vedder decided to do acoustic stuff all of the time, then they released a new record. And why should they care about "casual fans" that want them to play Evenflow? Is playing your most popular song such a bad thing nowadays? If you go to an Iron Maiden concert, do they not play Number of the Beast so "casual fans" won't show up?

The "I Love the Bible" thread did have the chance to be decent...I'm agreeing with FrigidSoul on this one. Banky needs an apprentice...someone to learn from the master, someone to pick up the slack when Banky can't be around. I nominate BBCW.

Spoon, the way you pick up on the parts of the story that no one else does makes me feel all squishy inside.

.....braille?

The only thing that Nirvana ever did that actually moved me was when they covered Ledbelly on their Unplugged CD. Quiet rage slowly building up until Cobain releases in prolonged shouting = goosebumps. The rest of their catalog, save for "Heart Shaped Box" is ridiculously over-rated. And going back to what I said about Pearl Jam...they were a huge band, slowly faded out, their lead singer started doing pussy acoustic songs, then they got back together and released an album that was met with utter indifference. That was what I envision Nirvana doing, if Cobain hadn't killed himself.

Unless she plays with the horn. But when she honks my horn I don't mind, so it's all good. Oh, one more thing: bikes are for poor people.

Dazzling.

Yes, "Thunderstruck" and "Hell's Bells" are the exact same song. Definitely not... and let me make sure that I note that I love AC/DC... but you must admit that he has a point. A good portion of their discography was very, very similar, and it's often only the hits that stick out as different from the rest. I'd say "TNT" and "Dirty Deeds" sound more alike than "Thunderstruck" and "Hells Bells." Oh, and I love the quote by one of the AC/DC members that said (paraphrasing here) "We haven't been doing the same music for the last 10 years -- we've been doing the same music for the last 20 years..." I was being sarcastic, considering that the intros alone are entirely different for both songs.

Bear in mind that Sweetheart prom was well over a year ago...I've lost a little weight since then. And trust me, I'm much more charming in real life.

"Stop fucking touching shit in my car."

I'll probably go with: "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the enequities of the weak and the tyrannies of evil men. Blessed is he who in the name of charity and good will sheperds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger...and you will know my name is The Lord...when i lay my vengeance upon thee." Or: "Party hard 'till we hit the floor, cuz we're the class of '04!" The dumb bitches in student council decided that was going to be our class motto....despite the fact that "04 Rocks More" was popular amongst the metalheads and "04 Smokes More" was popular amongst the stoners, we're stuck with this stupid TRL shit.

Yes, "Thunderstruck" and "Hell's Bells" are the exact same song.

The first one was smart, but didn't party, and kind of chunky. The second one was dumb, partied like a machine, had huge tits, but no ass whatsoever. The attendance guy in the office made fun of me one day after she came up and hugged me at school, saying "What the fuck was that? She's got no ass....she's got man ass. If you wanted to feel her ass, touch the wall." Then he proceeded to grope the wall and moan her name. The third has no tits, but a nice ass. And she likes to touch things in my car. You guy's aren't mocking. Shit, even my friends mock.

Depends on what you're going in for...are you on TASK or something? Because in my experiences, I've just had my friends practice my signature and go in my place.The people didn't ever ask for a photo ID, so as long as your friends memorize your birthday and your signature, get someone who's clean to go in for you.

Christ, how old are you?

What happened to Pearl Jam? Same thing would've happened to Nirvana. And Kurt didn't kill himself.

I linked a friend of mine to your pic and they liked it. He's 5'9, 300 pounds and think's you're a perfect 10. I thought we promised to keep that between the two of us. Fucker.

Anyone remember Eddie's "G.E.D./Prom" angle? I'm really not sure how that one got away without being racist. But yeah, I'm sure that Funaki is just going over the top with the "Numbah One Announce-ah~!" thing.