justsoyouknow

Have you seen 50 First Dates yet? They have both Lovesong and Friday I'm in Love in the film....but Friday I'm in Love is godawful. Whoever decided to let the lead singer of Alien Ant Farm sing it should be shot in the face.

That picture doesn't show up for me. I thought he was talking about the very last picture, where's she definitely not wearing a beret.

I'm pretty sure she's not wearing a beret.

I just noticed this. I feel so honored.

No, Shelton's digging girls with big asses...I wonder why...

JSYK justsoyouknow

Alright, so lately I've been smuggling this Junior girl off campus at lunch, since I only have four classes and she has a full schedule. We recently started dating, then today I smuggle her off campus again in my new car. What does she do? She presses every goddamned button, opens every compartment, plays with every possible feature, locks and unlocks the doors repeatedly, yells out "PUSH!" and presses the button that releases the cupholders from the dash, opens all the compartments on the roof, plays with the controls to adjust the rear air, turns on all the interior lights, all while laughing maniacally. Now, I like this girl and all, but I swear to fucking God, if she doesn't stop, I'm going to have to kill her.

Are you still a heel? Normally when heels go away for long periods of time they come back as faces. I've been away for less than a month, you retard. Really? Seems like much longer. It was kind of nice.

That's not funny at all. It's more heartless and cruel than anything else.

Zack Malibu, from December 24th

Just to be different, I'll say that you're a prick. You do nothing but bitch about the board and it's members, yet you continue to post here, solely for the satisfaction of further ridiculing its members. It's like you're Banky Lite. But I love you anyway.

Are you fucking serious?

Sorry, Frigid, but I really liked Ripper's idea a lot better. I could always combine them..."You owe me the right to fuck your best friend in the ass while repeatedly hitting you in the face with a chair while going 90 on the freeway." That could be exciting.

Are you still a heel? Normally when heels go away for long periods of time they come back as faces. Anyway, I talked to her about it today and she claimed that she was just trying to make me laugh, because she's never seen me laugh. She promised to stop...but just in case she pisses me off some more, give me some more ideas.

Drinking helps people like you get laid.

Not if she's dead. She'd learn before she died.

Ah. Thanks for the help, Rant.

I thought this stuff was considered passe nowadays? I remember when they were popular, and everyone and their mother had one, then everyone decided that they hated them. Now they're back, but with a twist. Now here's what I want to know: why is everyone so fascinated with what other people on the magic box think about their posting skills? (And, yes, I know that I asked to be graded, before someone says it). So far, we've had two "Established" posters, IDRM and Squirtle, respectively, give their valued opinions on other posters. Why these two? Squirtle answers everything with a half-truth, a clever joke that no one will get, or a flat-out insult. IDRM I'm not entirely sure about most of the time, as I can never tell whether he means what he says or not. I like both of those guys, but I'm just wondering why everyone is clamoring to have their dick measured by these two. Can anyone tell me?

Who got owned and where?

Made up words are the first step to recovery? I thought that was ADMITTING you have a problem. As far as I can tell, the only problem is the one you have with me.

I like this idea...but her best friends are whores. I guess that would really hurt more, though.

But then I'd have to have sex with a dead girl...and that's just gross. And I swear, if someone makes a Kane joke, I'll kill you, too.

It's not that I can't beat her in a fistfight, it's that I normally don't hit girls. I changed that policy today, though.

She hits back.