Dumbest Comment of the Day at TSM

[Dumbest Comment of the Day at TSM]

You can't mock people for posting at a wrestling forum when you have a wrestler's name as your handle. You're stupid, it's okay.

[Campaign 2008]

Pretty sure he's saying that slowing down the economy won't work. And you're dumb.

[Four more years]

Hmmm. True, my ass-kicking foot is my right foot. The left one is soft and not as strict on foreign policy.

[Four more years]

But it will never change the fact that we will put a boot up your ass, because that is the American way.

[Comments which don't warrant a thread.]

Who the fuck listens to old West-African pop?

[Dandy's Q&A Extravaganza]

Is there actually a dark side of the moon?

[Hey Milky...]

I think the anticipation and the payoff were what made this thread.

[Comments which don't warrant a thread.]

Re: Coachella: There's only about ten of those bands that I have any interest whatsoever in seeing (Black Kids being one of them, Tegan & Sara, My Morning Jacket some of the others). I always say I'm going to go, but I never, ever do. Perhaps I'll get around to it this year.

 

Re: Sage Francis: He started out incredibly promising, and Personal Journals is where he began to make a marked descent into almost parody. And he's a vegan, so fuck him.

[The Matter of Leena]

That thing was dangerous.

 

I should have like five thousand posts.

[Stress!]

Midol.

[Heath Ledger dead]

[American Gladiators]

Lies. Titan looks like I'd imagine Patrick Bateman, if Patrick Bateman was a gay man in spandex.

[So Hotbutter Spoontoaster is gone...]

Leena and Yuna, huh. To each their own.

 

Hey wait a minute, why this unrequited slam on Yuna? Leena I can understand both hate and love for, but Yuna never did anything to anyone. She's pretty fucking weird, I'll admit... but I don't think it's in a bad way. I don't know what she looks like, but I think somebody told me once she was overweight. Not really a big deal. She talks like an anime character.

 

Actually, Leena, Yuna and I all three love cats. That's the connection. KKK and I should be cybering any day, then.

 

It was more the draw comparison between your two internet love interests, not neccessarily a slam on Yuna. I'm not even aware if she still posts here.

[So Hotbutter Spoontoaster is gone...]

The wherenow.

[TSM Poster Tournament 2008 Final]

It's obviously Milky, I heart him.

[So Hotbutter Spoontoaster is gone...]

You can always be in better shape.

 

And guys, she's just a girl. Completely average.

[Find pictures of Amy Winehouse that aren't disgusting.]

[So Hotbutter Spoontoaster is gone...]

If I'm at a computer, it's because I have nothing better to do than read about sweaty men rolling around. Then I jerk off.

[So Hotbutter Spoontoaster is gone...]

Leena and Yuna, huh. To each their own.

[So Hotbutter Spoontoaster is gone...]

Oh come on. Leena's fetching, but she's not some unattainable goddess. I fucked a guy who was hotter than her.

 

It's her charming personality that wins my heart. Not a hint of sarcasm there, either.

 

Then again, if I could fuck anyone in the world right now, it would be Amy Winehouse. Yeesh.

 

Honestly, if you're pulling one to those pictures, she's an unattainable goddess. For fuck's sake, saving someone's pictures from their myspace for masturbatory purposes because they post on the same message board about wrestling as you? Gay.

 

And I bet you Amy Winehouse is a mynx in the sack.

[Comments which don't warrant a thread.]

It was related to the "Fundamental Christian Chat Group" thread a couple ones down.

[Find pictures of Amy Winehouse that aren't disgusting.]

[Look, I'm going to need someone to explain Tom Waits.]

Glenlivet.

[Look, I'm going to need someone to explain Tom Waits.]

Nevermind, I totally get it now.

[The poster above you (forum edition)]

Master of the fake reveal.