HollywoodSpikeJenkins

Actually, what happened was Davis was going to write the first half of the match. I would then finish it. She was suppose to send it Friday, but I PMed her as I was being dragged out of my house and out of state. I tried to struggle, but it was no use. Davis couldn't finish the match, so there we are... Not to mention when I got back sunday, my comp was dead again. I just got it back today from the same repair shop that had to repair it for the same reasons that caused me to leave after the Clusterfuck. BAH! I'm back now, and I demand a rematch.

Because I'm a champion. Yes, yes. I rule. I'll try to review the show later. We'll see. Good job to all who wrote. Good job to me.

Storm was trained in the dungeon and now he works in the same company as Flair. He really has nowhere to go.

How does it put pressure on the wrestlers? They are given a certain amount of time to work a match. It's not something new or anything.

I got #4! MUCH MORE JENKINS!

What happened to Jamie Koeepe? She won the first Diva search thing, did a photo shoot, appeared in the audience at a PPV, and that was it. She was pretty decent looking.

I thought the all caps was to make it a serious thing. Edit: Whoever is booking the next card, don't book me. I'm gonna be in CT till Tuesday/Wednesday.

Thanks for explaining Psychology to me, Rando. "When dropped on your head, complain about how it doesn't make sense storyline wise."

I still think we should of gone with "Teamo Supremo" instead of Revolution Zero.

I do what I can. Clever, but evil? From the King? I'm honored.

He shouldn't be able too. But when has that ever stopped him before?

I guess I’ll be doing a rundown of every show now. So for all you lazy bastards who don’t want to read the show, I give you… The Rundown. Starring The Rock, Stiffler, That Girl, and Christopher Walken. - Dace opens the show with us. He wants the title, but most importantly, he wants Janus’ ass. Take that for what you will. While leaving the ring, Dace cuts a cameraman open with a pair of scissors. - Card. - “Hollywood” Spike Jenkins defeats Austin Sly with a German Suplex to become the NEW SWF Cruiserweight Champion. New Japan pride, bitches. I actually owe a lot of thanks to Kibs and Z. They inadvertently helped me with the Psych of my match. - Drea gets a phone call, but decides to listen to the ring tone instead. She picks up, and Zenon wants to see her. I would of listened to the ring tone instead of talking to Z, too. - Backstage, TEAM STRIKE FORCE has a meeting. Toxxic goes through his previous victories, while trying to help Spike get ready for his match (which happened earlier in the night….OHMYGODMESSUP2K4!). Let’s just say it’s due to technical difficulties. Davis joins the meeting, and Spike tries to enlighten him about Dace…. bringing up D@mnation in a Box. That match hurt. - Dace Night defeats Sean Davis with a Defenestration DDT. Son of a bitch. After the match, Dace cut the T-Shirt guy open with a pair of scissors. - Ace Lezaire defeats Robert Gilbert in a Hardcore match via submission with a Surfboard assisted by a choke out with a kendo stick. Innovative. Not as cool as the KICK WHAM STUNNER, though. - Birdman defeats Petey the Irish Penguin in a ***** match with the Bird Droppings…Match of the Night, and a possible Match of the Year Candidate. - Drea shows up at the building, and runs into Masked Man. Yes, that is the whole segment. - Toxxic defeats Jamie Drazon with a Intoxxication. Dude, this guy has about 12 finishers with the word “Toxx” in it. I think that’s why he is the leader of the most powerful stable EVER………….in the past 2 months at least. - Drea still can’t find Zenon’s office. I think it’s the one that says “Zenon” on the door. She runs into Ash trying to rape several jobbers. Interesting…Thoth err…Ted makes an appearance again. This time, DREA GOES FOR HIM! But her car was stolen by “Careless” Mark Jindrak and Repo Man. Where is Lizzy Borden to book them in a Car on a Pole Match? - Martin "Big Country" Hunt and Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix defeat Ryan Dustin and Johnny Dangerous when Landon pinned Dustin after a Crash Landon. Due to a pre-match stipulation, Landon and Hunt pick the stipulation to their singles matches with Johnny and Dustin, respectively. MUCH MORE MADDIX! - "The Corona" Vladimir Everheart defeats Manson via submission with the Artic Circle. Yep……..VLADIMIR! - “The Superior One” Tom Flesher defeats CED Ordonez with…ADF II? Flesher, you crazy son of a bitch. Next, you’ll be stealing the Jumping Mew Driver! +1 for making fun of Ash. - Next up is Todd Cortez vs. The Masked Man for the USJL Championship………NO IT’S NOT! SWERVE~! Actually, MM and Todd are now the tag team champions while Mike is gone. And they are known as 42nd Street………interesting. It is better then the name that Davis and me were going to use. TEAM PURPLE~! - In the main event, Janus murdered the Boyscouts when he Demonstar Drivered Rando. YOU BETTER FUCKING SELL THAT, BITCH. That is the reason why Janus is our world champion. Not because Zed had to make a out-of-the-blue main event for 13th Hour. No way.

Yes, happy birthday to G. Let's all celebrate with a circle jerk.

Tone of a post? I'm sorry, but that is stupid. Hello? We are on the internet. Sarcasam doesn't play off well unless you make it as obvious as me.

Dude. He didn't make a smartass comment. You are reading what he said the wrong way. And Sly, don't start flaming. If you do, I'll have to job you again.

Lighten up, bro...

Didn't they say the Falcon killed the frog, then someone killed the Falcon?

Sad thing is, Test had an interesting moveset a few years back. Pumphandle Slam, Diving Powerbomb, Top Rope Elbow. I enjoyed him back then.

For the first time ever, I finished my match early. Wham, Bam, Thank You, Mam.

I pushed for the name "Kill the King" for my band. It got rejected. Non-Megadeth listening bastards.

Well, that was..... Yeah.

How did La Resistance and Matt win?

MAIN EVENT HANDICAP MATCH Janus vs Alan Clark and Edward James (the WAYWARD SONS!) SINGLES MATCH FOR THE USJL CHAMPIONSHIP Masked Man vs Todd Cortez SINGLES MATCH ALSO UNDER CRUISERWEIGHT RULES "The Superior One" Tom Flesher vs Ced Ordonez SINGLES MATCH Manson vs "The Corona" Vladimir Everheart TAG MATCH Ryan Dustin and Johnny Dangerous vs Martin "Big Country" Hunt and Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix SINGLES MATCH Toxxic vs Jamie Drazon SINGLES MATCH The Birdman vs Petey the Irish Penguin HARDCORE MATCH Ace Lezaire vs Rob Gilbert SINGLES MATCH Sean Davis vs Dace Night SINGLES MATCH FOR THE CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP Austin Sly vs "Hollywood" Spike Jenkins

So you are going to put Cutthroat over Judge? Makes sense to me.

I can lend you my video camera. I'm sure you and Johnny can figure out a lot of things you can.....film.....