HollywoodSpikeJenkins

If Punk lasts the whole 15 minutes (or beats Morrison), he'll get an ECW title shot. So why are Tazz and Joey trying to put over that Punk should end this early and Morrison should wait it out? The time limit is against the champion in this one, fellas.

How was Coke Black? The Coffee-Coke thing?

Everyone loves Jonah Hill nowadays. Fat kids = ratings.

Kristal with Striker? Where did you hear this?

more.

Hogan tries to start a new promotion every couple of years. This is nothing new.

I can agree with that.

I'm down.

ROH dropped the ball with Jimmy Rave. After Nana left, so did his 2-3 year push as the top heel.

Khali is a believable monster. That's good enough.

I would have laughed so hard if Carlito did the "You Can't See Me" when Cena said did the Deniro eye thing.

John Cena is totally jobbing at Summerslam. There is NO WAY he is going over Orton now.

THE MAIN EVENT - SWF CHAMPIONSHIP UNIFICATION MATCH Alan Clark © vs. "The Dean of Professional Wrestling" Jay Hawke © --> I'm a mark for Jay Hawke, but I think Rando is a lot better than we give him credit for. SWF TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH Wild and Dangerous © vs. Revolution Zero (Toxxic and Austin Sly) --> Yeah, lets go Rev0. SWF HARDCORE CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix © vs. MANSON --> Manson, because he deserves to go over in a big-name feud and get the "rub". SWF CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH The Fabulous Jakey © vs. Jimmy the Doom --> Jakey to retain, but maybe Jimmy to write. CAGE MATCH Fulminatus © vs. An Octopus --> For all I know...my money is on An Octopus. SINGLES MATCH "Hollywood" Spike Jenkins vs. Michael Alexander --> For The Win! SINGLES MATCH CIA vs. Jesse James Sanders --> The Canadian Captain America. HALF HOUR IRON-MAN TABLES MATCH Chris Raynor vs. Danny Dagda --> IL is good at these weird, time based matches since hae has had about 10 of them. If he shows, him. If not, Raynor.

Hogan/Warrior at Wrestlemania.

Claudio/El Generico as the finals? Very strange.

I'm interested, but slightly confused. I need answers.

Who cares? Michael Shane sucks.

It must suck being Chris. Seriously, this guy has the worst luck.

Knocked Up brought in $145 mil? Jesus.

Topanga went downhill since the show ended.

"My Boys" has become a big guilty pleasure for me. Sure, Jim Gaffigan and Kyle Howard are underused, but still, it's a decent little show for TBS.

Half Hour Iron Man Tables Match? Yikes.

I know this guy from somewhere...Some indy buff help me. Who did Henry squash?

This actually could be good...for a couple of months.

Hornswoggle is more entertaining than any other champion on either brand at the moment.