HollywoodSpikeJenkins

I rather drink this beer than write a clusterfuck.

Where is this beer?

God damn it.

I plan on posting my "retirement" promos soon.

Sorry guys. I lost internet connection almost a week ago, which is why I haven't been online. It should be back up and running next week. Again, apologizes. Except to JJ. He sucks cock.

I got my girl a Coach wristlet or some shit. I need to pick her up something else, though.

i try.

my girlfriend is visible

Cause you suck at life.

Me and my girlfriend got into an argument the other night over PtW. I called them Screamo and she said they were Hardcore.

I need to tell my new lady friend to stop coming over every night so I can write this damn match.

The Office Season 1, Arrested Development Season 3, and Entourage Season 2 for $40 at Best Buy.

I don't remember ever caring about a Tim Sylvia fight. For UFN 3, I watched all the matches up to his match with Assuerio Silva. But do remember that winners get their base x 2, so Sylvia earned $60,000 + $60,000 for the win. Hughes would've earned $150,000 had he won. GSP must've gotten another bonus somewhere. Getting $29,000 to fight seems like a strange number to me. Word is Dana gave GSP a half-million bonus plus a hummer, or so I read at BK. I'm obviously in the wrong profession.

No, it didn't. Because I wasn't booked.

Stop hitting on me.

OVW

The main event and sub-main event actually make sense (booking wise) and make my giddy. Good job, Raynor.

Shouldn't I be getting the winner of Maddix/Cross and Taamo/JJ or Nighthawk in the finals?

Big Tuna vs. The Penguin!

I beat Akira and he gets a title shot and I get Taamo? I hate you.

I missed this episode and my brother said it was amazing. Where can I watch it online?

I thought everything was due on friday, as well. I'm dumb.

Endwell is not a shitty metalcore band. Well...they aren't shitty!

I've been stuck at 9th for the past three months or so.