HollywoodSpikeJenkins

You don't see that on Raw or Smackdown...or ECW.

I wrote a match that used more than half the word limit. Amazing.

At the next show he is working, jump the rail and attack him from behind. Then you guys will have something to talk about the next day at work.

Nigel is boring.

*smacks Akira* Nigel is overrated.

I have a decently well paying job for someone my age and I always find myself broke. It's a pain in the ass to keep gas in my car, too. Gas prices are crazy and my job requires me to drive around a lot. God damn car payments, rent, and school. And women. God damn expensive women.

Van Daminator...is a miss....

15 minutes for the main event? Nice.

CM PUNK!

Ariel...<3

Test booting Dreamer while he is being carried away. Nice.

I haven't watched ECW lately. Has the ECW Civil War storyline been going as good as the video package made it out to be?

*crickets chirp*

Is Cocky Siaki former X-Champion, Sonny Siaki?

You suck at life, JJ.

Shut up, grandpa.

I'm assuming it means Janus...but the puppy is kinda wayyyy off.

Trish took that spear like a champ.

So is HHH going to bury Umaga like he did the Spirit Squad?

John Cena: "Guys, seriously, I'm not gay! Cheer me!"

Pwnt.

We can only wish.

Was I the only one who was really happy to see Seth Green get knocked the fuck out?

"That is the most metal thing I have ever heard in my life."

I would also like to point out I have had plenty of good programs with people...so shut up, Bruce.