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I read last night that Cadillac Williams might be added to Tampa's active roster in the next couple of days. This would cap a pretty amazing comeback from a really horrific injury, as well as giving the Bucs a little extra pop in the running game. Lord knows we've needed it some weeks.

I probably disagree with this more than anything ever said in this folder. Electric Warrior is by far the best T. Rex record. The first two songs alone are worth the price of the thing, and that's before you even get into "Jeepster" or "Bang a Gong." Four amazing songs on one album is pretty good. I'll admit that the rest of the album is enjoyable mostly for the sound of the thing rather than the songs themselves.

Brady Quinn isn't a rookie, but I dig what you're saying. I'd actually really love to see the Bills in the playoffs for some reason, so I hope they snap out of it and start winning.

Does the Atlanta game being on CBS mean that there's no way I'm getting the Tampa game on Fox? If so, FUCK YOU NFL. Goddamnit, this shit is so stupid. People like games, right? Then why not let them watch games? It makes no sense. I live in the Atlanta market, you see. Soon to be moving into the Seawhats market, which is a real move down this year. And with Washington and Washington State, too! Oh, my. Such terrible football.

Who is this False Face Society character? His fantasy team has a sort of charming "haunted house" quality about it, but playing him is almost like having an off week. He started Tony Romo last week. Think about that for a second.

Now every time that I read a Senator Government post, I think "Hey, man, think this guy is rubbing his balls right now?" It hasn't changed my opinion of him any, though.

You would think that staph infections would be a big issue in wrestling. I seem to remember Foley mentioning in one of his books something about Undertaker having a really nasty staph infection and shooting torrents of pus across a room. And yet a Cleveland Brown can't play with one of these things? Pampered athletes.

Anyone in the area is encouraged to give him a call at 843-364-0367. I spoke to him a minute ago and he expressed a particular interest in meeting bob_barron. Make it happen, bob.

You leave Incandenza out of this.

The first part of that made me laugh really hard. When the dinosaur was introduced as Zoofus...oh, man. Kinda tailed off after that, though.

Something pretty fascinating, I bet. I'm pretty sure I was around for that version of the board, but I have no recollection of any of it. For me, the TSM lineage begins in early 2002 when whatever it was that caused us to start these accounts happened. Some of those names took me back, though.

If I run into Mark Arm, I'll definitely mention you.

Is that rodeo cowboy still on the roster? If not, they could sign Jeff George.

I'd have to say the Giants, too. Solid all-around team that can beat you a lot of different ways. I wouldn't be at all opposed to a Titans-Giants Super Bowl.

I will do no such thing.

I went to the store and bought some beer. Beyond that, it's tough to say.

Looks like "Walk Away Renee" to me.

Hmm. But then I might actually have to do those things. Then again, it might feel good to give something back to society after having taken so very, very much.

Alas, neither of my parents are old or sickly. Mid 40s and in perfect health, as far as I know.

I don't know how accepting of asshole pics YouTube is. If I'm posting TSM videos on PornTube, then the whole thing is getting a little out of hand.

Of course, if I'm looking for a second go-round, I'll probably have to come clean about it. I'm thinking that "I'm crashing with my folks right now" sounds a lot better than "I'm living with my parents," so I'm going with that. Also, I'll likely play up the whole "undiagnosed illness crippled me financially" angle. It's true enough for me.

We'll wait and see how I bored I get. I think I covered a lot of this ground in my "Men of TSM" video, though.

I'm starting to think that I'm going to be really self-conscious about living with my parents. But I guess if I managed to get laid when I worked at McDonald's, I can probably manage this, too. Of course, I used to lie about that every time I met someone promising. I'd tell girls that I freelanced.

I was looking at that "Agent and Incandenza Meet" thread yesterday. I'd enjoy it a lot more if the pictures still worked, seeing as how half of the thread is people commenting on the pictures.

I don't know that I've ever been obviously posting drunk in the classic KOAB/Amnesia Glasscock "whatr de fucck!!" sort of way. But I've certainly posted things that I would not have had I been sober. In fact, the majority of my contributions to "Graphics and Testing" would fall under that catergory.