Kinetic

How is it possible for all of your players to have a shitty game on the same week? Cutler was all right, but Marion Barber did nothing. The two guys who pushed me over the top last week--Jerramy Stevens and Pierre Thomas--gave me even less than he did, netting me all of half a fantasy point. Jacksonville kicker Josh Scobee is this week's Levitra® Prime Time Performer. 3-1.

One of the Google ads up there is for "Shoes For Crews." I had a pair of these once and quite liked them. I used to walk five miles roundtrip for work each day and they held up nicely. Good on the feet and back.

Well, he was inactive, anyway. And we're already carrying four QBs, so I doubt that we'd do a trade like that. Although with this coach...

He was being pissy about his contract and looked really jumpy behind the line in week 1. Plus, it seems like there's been a real breakdown in his relationship with Gruden due to the team pursuing Favre so heavily in the offseason. I wouldn't be at all surprised if he gets traded before the deadline, as we have a perfectly servicable backup in Josh McCown. Garcia hasn't even dressed the last two weeks. He's done here, let's get something for him.

So Tampa outgained Green Bay 327-181 and held the ball for nearly 13 minutes longer. Had Brian Griese not thrown those picks (although you might as well ask the sun to stop shining, the birds to stop singing) this wouldn't have been as close as it ended up being. I'm really encouraged by the fight this team has shown the last two weeks; I don't know if we would have won either of these games last year. Galloway's injury has proven to be a blessing in disguise, as it's forced the playcalling to be more varied and the QB to spread the ball around more. The defense is playing damn near at 2002 levels: making the QB miserable, forcing turnovers, and scoring points. And Warrick Dunn! Holy shit, I didn't think he had this much left in the tank. If only we didn't have such a shitty QB situation.

Rodgers is OUT for the Packers, Matt Flynn is in.

Brian Griese trying to give the Packers the game here. Three picks in the second half, Green Bay leads by 1.

And Warren Sapp has just rushed the field and blindsided Chad Clifton! Oh, my! Goodness gracious! In all my years of watching little lines move on NFL.com, I've never heard secondhand of anything so dramatic.

Two first half picks for A-Rodge. Bucs lead by 3 and are trying to add to that.

Bucs score after a Rodgers pick. Tied at 7.

Roll Tide! Bamaramu! Elephant sooey! I didn't think that anything could console me after Florida's loss today, but the Dawgs getting rolled at home nearly did the trick. Oh, I'm telling you, guys, this was one of the few times in the last year that I've actually been glad to live here. Seeing the long faces (and occasionally the short dresses) on the customers who came into the store; hearing the same announcers who had so gleefully celebrated the Florida score earlier sound as though they'd just heard that Herschel Walker had died by the 3rd quarter; knowing that Florida still controls its own destiny in the SEC East...it was just a great night all around.

Mildly amusing sidenote to the Alabama/Georgia game: There's upwards of 100,000 people coming into Athens this weekend, but as of midnight Friday, there's not a gas station in town that has any available gasoline. I hope that pickup trucks with window flags run on Bud Light, or else a lot of people are going to be shit out of luck.

I don't know that you attempt a 48 yard field goal there, especially when you had an extra point blocked earlier in the quarter. I might have preferred for them to do something a little more imaginative than a Tebow run up the gut, but that's hindsight for you. This one hurts, guys. I'm going to hear about this shit all night at work.

Unbelievable. So much for that favorable schedule this year.

All right, we'll have a chance to go down the field and win it. I feel okay based on the last drive.

Oh, fuck me. How do you let that happen?

The problem is that they obviously want to run Tebow less, but no one has stepped in to fill the void. Where's Chris Rainey? Where's Emmanuel Moody? Plus, I think Tebow really misses Cornelius Ingram on checkdowns.

Touchdown Gators. Reverting to last year's "run Tebow every play" offense has given them a little spark.

And Ole Miss takes the lead. The offense looks anemic and the defense has no answer for the "Wild _____" formation. I'm getting really nervous.

Got a real break on that overturned call. I agreed with the Daves that there wasn't anything conclusive on the replay.

Ole Miss has tied Florida at 17 in the 3rd quarter. The Gators can't seem to hold on to the ball, as they've started the half with lost fumbles on two consecutive plays. I'm sweating a little here.

My place of employment was recently featured on "World's Dumbest Criminals 7." No shit, I actually saw it on there.

"Take Me With U" or the title track.

Yeah, but this feels more like a ground-rule double, to tell you the truth.