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The NFL could force him to wear the name "Ochocinco," which is what he actually had it changed to. But what's the point? It all seems fairly harmless to me, although I guess I understand the slippery slope argument that has the league full of Diviatron Thug Lifes and D'Qwell Pussy Wreckas in two or three years.

It seemed like the Giants were playing down to the competition a little in the second half. I mean, holy shit, did Washington look awful or what? The writing was on the wall a little bit with how bad the first team offense looked in the preaseason, but I didn't expect them to be that inept. I don't see how that's going to get fixed any time soon. Jason Campbell is going to have to get hurt and another player is going to have to die for this team to make any kind of run at respectability.

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It'd have to be between the Dionne Warwick and the Dusty Springfield, I guess. This song gets to me. I always get a little choked up. Except for during the White Stripes cover. That's a joke.

You people are nuts. I know the guy just died and all, but his take on that song is seven minutes long. And the White Stripes version is just the Dusty Springfield but with a lot of screaming. Any halfway decent garage band in the country could have done that.

That was back when MTV News meant something, before they got that one hipster douche and that other black asshole with one name. Where have you gone, Kurt Loder?

Dallas would seem to be the one sure thing in the NFC this year. The only caveat is that each of the last two years they've limped out of the regular season and shit the bed in the playoffs. But until January rolls around, I don't see any reason why they shouldn't be the best team in the conference. 12-4.

Anyway, I think I recognize the girl on the right in that picture. Either I know her or she's in porn.

Anyway, and...uh...AHAHAHAHAHA. Flat busted. Get it? It's like, you think it means...but what it really means is...

She may be broke...but she's not flat busted! AHAHAHAHA!

Ya know? If it's yellow, let it mellow. If it's brown, flush it down.

You sound just like my mother. Before...you know... The accident.

Oh, wow, that Lisa Loeb song has a special place in my heart. I still know all the words. Seeing it as interpreted by the maggoty, rat-infested voice of my generation only reinforces its timelessness.

YES! Be man beat man space mountain oldest ride longest line wooo.

Even better. My favorite Bacharach song and one of my favorites by anyone:

I don't know what you guys are talking about, I like this guy. Noah Fentz. Heh. It's almost like a pun.

Oh, yes. If worse comes to worse, the Vikings QB situation will be straight Booty.

Yeah. Wow, Chris. What an honor. Is it true that not only do you not have a spleen, but that you're also sterile from constantly having your balls batted down?

They could sign Chris Simms. I hear he's available.

I loled.

I think VX is guilty of a certain amount of homerism. Time will tell.

I'm starting to think that McCain might have made a mistake here. He may have energized some of his wacko far-right Republican base, but I don't know that the Hillary people are just going to vote for any old bleedin' vagina. It seems like this Palin woman has some serious credibility issues. As a dimwitted and confused undecided voter, I think I may need to Google her repeatedly to find out what she's made of before I'm willing to submit my final verdict.