Kinetic

Maff Clique Keg Stand!!!

I'm tempted to say that this thread is better suited to General Chat, but I'm hoping that the reaction to it will prove me wrong.

By request, our very own Dandy's fittin' to get cross-eyed with a couple of dudes ain't got nothing better to do:

I share an awkward moment with Annie Eclectic.

What do you say we turn this into a TSM CINCO DE MAYO PARTY, Y'ALL!!! Sadly, it doesn't look like KOAB is going to be able to make it tonight.

And yet it ended as soon as it began. Where is our boy? We've lost our boy.

For a guy with no discernible personality, Tirico puts on a pretty good radio show. When listening to his show, I find myself yelling at the radio a lot less than I do when listening to "The Herd." And thank God Stephen A.'s show is gone. His schtick was even more grating on the radio.

Haha. I had a friend who was so fucked up on amphetamines that he needed boner medication to get it up. He called it Veeagra. And even that didn't work, because he drank like a fish. He told me, "Danny, man, it's liberating." But he spent more or less the entire time I knew him trying to get laid, despite the fact that it was well known throughout the town that he couldn't sustain an erection. I took my role as the working dick in this scenario pretty seriously.

Holy shit, "Teenage Kicks" by The Undertones. An amazing song even if I'm several years removed from the teenage experience. I mean, shit, I could still sleep with a teenager. I look good. I got that dick they need.

I listened to this about ten times tonight. What a great song.

That was a just a rough game all around for San Antonio. Blame the mascot, I guess. They're almost certain to win the second game.

This Marvin Harrison thing is a bit like the Wayne Brady skit from "Chapelle's Show." And they're dredging up old stories about him reportedly choking a fan and a Jets ball boy. Surreal.

Source: Profootballtalk.com Can't say that I saw this one coming.

That video was on "Beavis and BUTT-Head" at one point, I believe.

Haha. Shortchanged.

Is that you, Wilford Brimley?

I finally got my $300. I'm thinking about buying one of those little flag pins for my lapel. I'm pretty high on America right now.

I'd rather be remembered for the really bitching mixtape that I made her. I believe it was 90 minutes. Lots of My Bloody Valentine and Built to Spill.

Here's one: Oddly enough, this girl contacted me out of the blue back in October. Her first letter was just sort of "Haha, it's you. Long time no see..." and so on. And I responded that browsing through MySpace had been an unsettling walk down memory lane for me, to which she responded: "Whatever, we had so much fun together, as friends anyway. Haha, remember the bucket getting lodged underneath my car, lol. And remember at that one new year's eve party when you couldn't stop talking about making out with that girl with a mustache. Don't tell me you lost your sense of humor. You always used to crack me up." I'd forgotten about all of that. It bothers me a little bit that the shit she remembers reflects so poorly on me.

Man, I'm still drinking D.B. Hobbs and smoking fucking Pall Malls. I need that check!

And then this is the girl who changed my record collection and then broke my heart, causing me to write many long-winded and self-pitying posts in the early stages of this board's existence. She looks more or less exactly as I remember her, which is to say that she looks like she's on the tail-end of a pretty significant bender. And, no, I would not be able to fix a toilet. Her dad was spot-on with that assessment.

This girl in particular comes off a lot more attractive here than I remember her being in real life. I guess it has been, like, seven years since I've seen her, so who knows? The only things I really recall about her are that she wouldn't put out and that her dad didn't want her to date me because I didn't look like I'd be able to fix a toilet.

I recently made an unsuccessful attempt to trace my sexual history through MySpace. I was only able to find a few of the girls, but the ones I did find were all a lot hotter than I remembered them being. I wonder if this is the result of only posting the most flattering pictures or what.

She's been a lot better recently. Again, it doesn't really matter because there's no way she's outlasting either of the Davids, but she'll end up being top 3 when Castro gets the boot this week. I definitely didn't expect that when the season started.

Or demanding that Willie Nelson make him gay. I thought the same thing, also. And, frankly, that would have been a much more interesting thread.