Kinetic

I was too distracted to really pay attention last night. It doesn't sound like I missed anything too worthwhile.

I guess he had been campaigning for it. It's all fucking politics, man. Just a big popularity contest with these guys.

Benoit v. Retard Child and Life was WM highlight. More thoughts layter.

However, "Optimistic" rocks.

I've posted 39 times today. That's 6.69% of all board activity for the day! Let me be a cautionary tale for all young posters out there: Don't do as Kinetic done did.

The Dave Attell series Insomiac suggests a level of fun that is not present with the actual affliction. Do 'Head heads remember a song called "How To Disapper Completely and Never Be Found." The album version of that sucks.

I'm listening to Kid A several years after the fact in Athens, Georgia. This is probably not the greatest moment in my life. It is something less.

The phrase " I see you hating," which was introduced to me by former forums.thesmartmarks.com poster Incandenza, continues to inform my every interaction with people, be it online or in person. Those receiving drunken PMs from me should consider it a compliment. I only contact those who I hold in high regard.

I actually met some douche from pitchforkmedia.com at a Radiohead show in Italy back in 2000. I mentioned how I felt that the bears would figure heavily into the artwork for Kid A. He blew me off! There was a shooting star during "Pyramid Song." This was probably the greatest moment of my life.

I still hate this "Videotape" song. Remember the pre-Kid A live recordings of "Motion Picture Soundtack"? Much better than the album version. Oh, and "True Love Waits." This band is better than Gwar. My 16 year old mind was right on that much.

Agent is the best thing to ever happen to this board. Were he to be demodded, I would have to make a video depicting the scenario in some sort of amusing way.

Furthermore, the ability to change one's username is not a mandate for one to do so. Think about it, SpatulaNose McVegantreats.

I initially hated "House of Cards." The song is smarter than I am. It has revealed itself to me.

I recall that I spoke to my neighbors earlier. I confessed that I frequently refer to them as "those assholes in 3" and deride their Literature degrees. I asked them for beard-grooming tips. I'm experimenting with my facial hair right now. Fucking Radiohead, man. "All I Need" is gorgeous. "Faust Arp" is tossed-off but amazing, like a great McCartney Beatles tune. "Reckoner" makes me wish that I had more seriously pursued learning an instrument.

I have been awake for three days now. I've been drinking cans of Pabst Blue Ribbon and listening to Van Halen and message boarding all day today. I'm going to Seattle on Thursday to visit my family (excepting my brother, who's in Iraq). I talked to them on the phone today and was too drunk to affect anything other than my normal social persona, which is just a whirlwind of irreverence and self-aggrandizement and general cocksuckery. I'm listening to In Rainbows right now. Shit's on.

Oh, Penis Skullduggery. The only thing that you keep changing is your name. My love keeps growing.

The record will show that I threatened to pitch a bitch if Agent was demodded. He is the voice of reason in an otherwise unreasonable world.

Girl. You really got me going. You got me so I don't know what I'm doing. Gurl. You really got me now. You got me so I can't sleep at night. Girl, you really got me going. You got me so I don't know where I'm going, yeah. Awww, YEAH! You really got me now. You got me so I can't sleep at night. (you really got me, you really got me, you really got me.) Please. Don't ever let me be. I always want to be by your side. Pleeze. Don't ever let me be. I only want to be by your side. Gurl. You really got me going. You got me so I don't know what I'm doing, yeah. Awww, YEAH! You really got me now. You got me so I can't sleep at night. (you really got me! you really got me! you really got me! Gurl. You really got me now. You got me so I don't know what I'm doing. Girl, you really got me now. You got me so I can't sleep at night. GIRL. YOU REALLY GOT ME NOW. YOU GOT ME SO I DON'T KNOW WHERE I'M GOING, YEAH. Awww, YEAH! You really got me now. You got me so I can't sleep at night. (you really got me! you really got me! you really got me!)

I live my life like there's no tomorrow. All I've got, I had to steal. Least I don't need to beg or borrow. Yes, I'm living at a pace that kills. Ewww, yeah. RUNNING WITH THE DEVIL! Let me tell you all about it. I found the simple life...ain't so simple! When I jumped out on that road. I got no love (no love you'd call real.) Ain't got nobody waiting at home. RUNNING WITH THE DEVIL! I found the simple life weren't so simple, no. When I jumped out on that road. Got no love (no love you'd call "real.") Ain't got nobody waiting at home. RUNNING WITH THE DEVIL!

El Duce was subsequently =-pwned-= by a train. Gwar wins again.

Some Radiohead reference there. I have that EP. Great liner notes. N E Way, let Metal Ed remain mod of the music folder. I used to think he was funny. Then I thought shit was played out. Now I think it's funny again!

I was mistaken..

Penis Skulldugery should be banned on the count of making me lose sleep.

The song "Meat Sandwich" sucks. The idea of a meat sandwich is almost too much to bear. So hungry, pleeze send $$$.

I used to masturbate feverishly in any and all situations. Now I just grind my teeth together and whisper "Penis Skullduggery Penis Skullduggery." The nurse tells me that this is an improvement.