Kinetic

Pit post So I wrote her back and said "Mom, if this is going to happen every time you go to Red Lobster, I'm not going to send you that gift certificate next year."

This "shawty" thing kind of grates my tits. I'm on board with the word itself as a slang term, but that spelling is just some deliberately stupid nonsense.

No shit. UCLA's only up by 29!

I briefly toyed with the idea of making slang of the word "tender." As in "Man, that new Diddy joint is tender." But it didn't even catch on with me, and I was the one who came up with it.

Y'know, that David Bowie/John Lennon comparison really doesn't work if we're judging it based only on their solo careers because Lennon's most acclaimed work was not done as a solo artist. A more apt comparison would be between Lennon's work with the Beatles and Bowie's solo material OR Lennon's solo work and Bowie's contributions to Tin Machine. Anyway, pick one Traveling Wilbury. You can only have one.

"Paper-thin exercises in quirky pop"? You're off your rocker, limey. The Kinks are one of the five great singles bands ever, which is to say nothing of their handful of excellent late 60s albums.

Install a slide.

The Kinks or The Who?

However, Lennon did reemerge in 1980 to release the largely worthless Double Fantasy shortly before getting capped by Holden Caulfield. On a mostly unrelated note, if anyone ever gets the chance to read the interviews Lennon gave with *I think* Rolling Stone right before he died wherein he discusses basically every Beatles song, I would suggest it. Hilarious and fascinating.

All folders should be named after departed posters. For instance, Movies-TV-DVDs would become "The Zack Malibu Memorial Movies, TV, and DVDs Cocksuckery."

Can't we just move all of the black posters to a separate board?

Still, based on Lennon's contributions to the Beatles and the one good solo album he released (plus scattered good songs elsewhere), I'd have to give him the nod. He also produced Harry Nilsson's godawful horseshit abortion of an album Pussy Cats, and co-wrote the Bowie tune "Fame."

Or you could just ban him.

Yikes. That's tough. I'd have to say John Lennon because of the Beatles. As much as I love that stretch of Bowie albums from Hunky Dory through Scary Monsters, the Beatles from Rubber Soul through Abbey Road are untouchable. And yet Lennon's solo career can't be characterized as anything other than a major disappointment. Hmm. Difficult choice.

On The Bends vs. OK Computer: I'd take the latter. As with Edwin, that album was really important for me as a bridge from Gwar and Marilyn Manson to all of the snobbish douchebaggery I've been engaged in since.

Kinetic's Brother?

I assumed that was intentional. I want to try. Let's see, uh...The gay sex show on Headline News last night was exceptional.

The one fucking the stuffed bear? Yes.

No, you're right. Those are pictures of my brother, who will now be inextricably linked in my mind with my failed gimmick poster.

I disappoint myself.

While perusing this fellow's posting history, I found this: That pretty much sums the board up, doesn't it?

Do you think he's viewing another forum?

Those spoilers were right.

skeet skeet skeet Wait, I take that back.

I like the new avatar, though. It makes you seem more threatening.