Kinetic

Czech. I know he's got great teeth and we discussed Fresh Prince at length on the other board a few weeks ago.

Just to quickly follow up on this: 1. This is true. 2. Iceland and Italy. In America, it's Nebraska, Mississippi, Virginia, Texas (twice), North Carolina (twice), and Georgia (thrice). 3. Yes. On base at a library, at a convenience store near a job I used to have, in the bathroom at that job, and then in the bathroom at another job. 4. Also true. 5. Right, "Grease" was in high school. "A Sombrero for Santa" was in 5th grade and the premise of that things only now strikes me as being fairly racist.

The highlight for me is Giant Gonzales's weird skin-suit thing making its (I believe) one and only WrestleMania appearance.

Curiously, WM IX is one of the few shows that I watched as a child that I still have on tape somewhere. Fucking godawful.

I'm going to have to go with Vitamin X, also. Didn't he have that thread about the bathrooms?

Social Security #. My PM has been sent.

That last group is comprised of people that I like who have not posted a picture of themselves. In retrospect, it might have been better to mix the fake ones in with the real ones, rather than having a bunch of fakes at the end. Oh, well.

I received an unexpected phone call from Patrick Spoon last night. When I told him what I'd spent much of my Sunday afternoon doing, he mocked me at length. This was perhaps not undeserved.

You're just upset because I posterized you on teh YouTube.

Kinetic heart board.

And that's exactly what would happen were college football to develop a playoff system. You substitute one problem for another.

The team UCLA beat was one of the small-conference automatic bids, though. The idea behind expanding the tournament is to give the bubble teams that wouldn't make it otherwise a chance to prove that they belong. I don't think it's necessary, personally. These teams all had their regular season and conference tournament to make an impression.

I haven't seen Adam Morrison at all in the NBA, but the guy looks more like the bass player in a Metallica cover band now than he ever did before.

Awesome.

First, they came for Marvin and I didn't say anything. Then, they came for PongKong and I didn't say anything. Then...they came for me.

American is giving Tennessee a game here.

That "'Dude' Guy Goes to Vegas" commercial is beyond disturbing.

When did you first begin to suspect that you had been born the wrong gender?

"Amazing Grace, how sweet the sound, That saved a wretch like me.... I once was lost but now am found, Was blind, but now, I see. T'was Grace that taught... my heart to fear. And Grace, my fears relieved. How precious did that Grace appear... the hour I first believed. Through many dangers, toils and snares... we have already come. T'was Grace that brought us safe thus far... and Grace will lead us home. The Lord has promised good to me... His word my hope secures. He will my shield and portion be... as long as life endures. When we've been here ten thousand years... bright shining as the sun. We've no less days to sing God's praise... then when we've first begun. "Amazing Grace, how sweet the sound, That saved a wretch like me.... I once was lost but now am found, Was blind, but now, I see." Farewell and Godspeed, PongKong.

They hate us for our freedom, our blue jeans, our rock and roll music, and our Coca Cola.

I can play a mean skin flute, but nothing besides. Many frustrating failed attempts at learning guitar and piano litter my past.

Nobody watched Obama on Anderson Cooper last night, the Factor totally killed him.

The Kristy-Sanjaya comparison is based on her clearly being the worst contestant for several weeks, but inexplicably surviving at the expense of more talented people. Remember, it wasn't until this time last year that Sanjaya really started to pick up steam and go nuts with his hairstyles. We'll see what Kristy has in store for us. Maybe she'll threaten to fellate Simon again.

Four pages of conversation about the cast of a new Street Fighter movie.

Georgia! Bulldogs! Georgia! Bulldogs! Sic 'em! Whowhowhowho.