Kinetic

How many clips do you need to see to accept that B.O. Hussein's REVEREND WRONG hates America? Personally, I've heard enough.

I've generally been more of a blackout/pass out drunk than a vomiting drunk. There have been a few notable and often poorly-timed exceptions to that.

Not entirely true, Marvin. A quick search at Amazon for books with similar titles will reveal multiple writings pre-dating that of Obama's, such as The Audacity of Soap: How to Get Stubborn Toddlers Interested in Hygiene; The Audacity of Rope: How a Bundle of Fibers Changed Our Lives...And the World!; The Audacity of Pope: 1900 Fabulous Years of the Catholic Church!; and The Audacity of Grope: The Clarence Thomas Story. And so on.

Way I see it, there's two kinds of Americans: Those who walk around all day thinking of how proud they are to be from America, and those who will stop at nothing to destroy this land I love. I don't think we've ever interacted, JotW, but I'm assured by my colleagues that you're a reasonable person. Surely you can see how it would be in the best interest of yourself and America that you be deported.

I don't know if it's because it's Spring Break or what, but there was absolutely zero excitement in Athens today as the team made a miracle run to the tournament. This is a town where t-shirts for football victories against Oklahoma State and Troy were prevalent just a few short months ago.

That's not what Sean Hannity told me.

Damn straight, son. American stars and bars: learn to love 'em or learn to leave 'em. So in all of this stuff about Obama's pastor, is the insinuation that Obama himself subscribes to these ideas or am I just outraged because Obama hadn't previously distanced himself from the guy?

Good god, that Roosevelt was some kind of monster.

I hear Truthiness is Wild Pegasus. EDIT: Oh, fuck you, man. Beat me to the punch.

I'm visting my parents, so I guess they have a lot of activities planned. A lot of outdoorsy stuff. If it turns out that Pacific Northwesterners have been lying about how nice the area is, I'll be repeatedly registering my disgust on the internet.

Here's what I know about Seattle: *Jimi Hendrix *Heart *Grunge *It rains a lot *"Frasier" *Space needle *How is it that the Seahawks have such loud fans but the Sonics are being run out of town? *Horrible turf at Kingdome. *Starbucks That's pretty much it, right?

For a small fee, Pacific Northwesterners can have their pictures taken with Kinetic on April 3-9. Supply the mullet and have your picture taken with Metal Ed. It's a once in a lifetime opportunity.

I'm intrigued by the Hall of Boredom and the Coast of Shattered Expectations. Any thoughts?

I don't know. I hear Cape Disappointment's not that great.

He sucks, but I don't like setting the precedent that it's okay to ban someone just for sucking. An awful lot of the posters here would be skating on thin ice if that were the case.

Agreed. Something clever like "Campaign 2008 Continues."

You're breaking my heart, Cheech.

Who will represent the Baltimore Ravens in the third round of our mock draft?

In fairness, the Stevie Wonder interpretation of "We Can Work It Out" that Archuleta was attempting to mimmick is actually pretty good. He just sucks when doing anything other than a big, gushy ballad. It was odd that "Yesterday" was referenced so many times, but then never performed. Would have seemed ideal for Archuleta. After the fact, I was thinking of how much better "Mother Nature's Son" would have been for Castro than whatever it was that he ended up doing. All in all, I think the only people that really benefited from having the best group of songs ever were Chikezie and...what's her name. The Irish girl. Kind of disappointing.

Yeah, her performance was like something from "Hee Haw." Archuleta fucking up three times on "We Can Work It Out" was amusing. I found a lot of their song choices really odd tonight. Too much pre-Rubber Soul stuff for my taste.

They've been dying to get the rights to do Beatles songs for years, so it's not surprising that they're rushing it out there as soon as possible. I predict Amanda doing "Helter Skelter" and Archuleta doing "Let It Be."

So they're doing Beatles songs tonight. This could get ugly.

I'm thinking the Louisiana Load might be better than Louisiana Fatass. I like Pillsberry Throwboy, though.

I always thought it was an homage to Bps. He would post with that structure hundreds upon hundreds of times each day.

I'm with Czech. Consolidate all of the wrestling folders into one folder with a series of subfolders. But to truly break free from this place's past wrestling ties, we'd need to change the name. I like the initials, so we could use those as a starting point. How about The Sam Malones: I'm not tethered to that, just brainstorming. The Sensible Masturbator would be another option.