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She does kind of look like the gender-bending pre-teen in Sleepaway Camp. A bit of hissing would complete the picture.

Are you drunk?

I don't see the need for an additional NHB folder. What's preventing anyone from saying whatever they want in the Chocolate Socket?

Ban plz. She's a troll. Besides, we already have two female posters here. A third would upset the delicate 1000:1 male-to-female ratio we've got going. You don't want to see this place turn into some kind of Lillith Fair vag fest, do you?

My new upstairs neighbors have a loud party every night of the week. They're having one right now. It seems to be 80s themed. It sounds like this: stompstompstomphahahaomigodcrashflockofseagulls Every night of the week.

He retired.

In heaven. He plays in the NFC in heaven. He made the All-Angel team this year.

So who gets Parker's spot in the Pro Bowl: Fred or Sean Taylor? Also: The Steelers are fucked.

I have no opinion on this topic. My own pursuit of perfection hit a roadblock recently. I'm eating some humble pie right now, let me tell ya.

That one's not quite as flattering. I don't know. She looks like every Christian youth club girl I ever secretly wanted to nail in high school.

I recall them showing up about a decade ago and losing Best Album to your beloved Steely Dan, Czech. Thom Yorke was scarred for life.

I thought he was just an alpaca. If nothing else, the guy should at least get some sun.

"A Sentence of Sorts in Kongsvinger" is fun. Shake your ass to that song title. Also: That dick was clearly fluffed prior to exposure.

I'm trying to reconcile my distaste for almost every aspect (album title, song titles, lyrical content) of Hissing Fauna, Are You the Destroyer? with my fondness for the album itself.

You're blowing my mind right now.

Probably just deez nuts. I wouldn't get worked up about it.

Country folk can't help it. Have you ever been to the South? What else are these hillbillies going to do but have babies? Gives 'em an excuse to make late night trips to Wal-Mart.

Yes, it is.

It ain't for us to judge.

What a misleading thread title! I thought we were going to have our first documented TSM deathbed post.

A baby is a gift from God. It's a cute, flabby little present. It is not for us to say whether it is a good thing or a bad thing for Jamie Lynn Spears to be impregnated by her live-in boyfriend. It's all a part of God's plan for her.

I thought this was a gimmick. I'm disappointed.

The gay threesome scene where the guy sings the American national anthem into the other guy's ass was interesting. One of the best renditions of that song I've heard, too.