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I had a merciless hangover all day today, so I'm a little whiter than usual. I mostly eat tuna sandwiches.

That wouldn't be the Clash "I'm So Bored with the USA," would it?

The latter. I have a lot of confidence in this thread's ability to succeed. "The Incredible Threadable Egg" was a pretty significant accomplishment, but I feel like this one's going to blow it out of the water.

No.

I think we did ten takes. The blooper reel is something else.

We could be 12-4 going into the playoffs. We're Colin Cowherd's NFC darkhorse, y'know. Our 3rd down conversion rate is off the chain.

This NFL.com coverage is all right. Instead of commercials, you get to see highlights and analysis. For instance, some gigantic fat analyst thinks the Bears should go after McNabb this offseason.

"The Incredible Threadable Egg" has been a rousing success. Sadly, "The Hunt For Thread October" can never be. It's harder than I thought it would be to search for threads started in specific months.

They're pursuing perfection, remember? They seem to be trying to drum up interest in this week's MNF game by comparing it to eating bad seafood.

Would you like to be my TSM Secret Santa this year, Vitamin X?

I would remove the hair and eat the burger. Bring it to a manager's attention once the line has cleared and you're likely to get a couple of free apple pies.

^ One of my Ten Posters to Watch for 2008.

They were that team the year they beat Philadelphia in the Super Bowl. Remember that epic winning streak?

All right, bro. You're speaking my language.

You should have known better. The Pimp C contingent is going to ream you for that shit.

Move to Graphic Testing, plz.

I like that! See, things are already picking up.

Here's one for the food folder: "The Incredible Threadable Egg." We could talk about eggs.

I think it's a bullshit idea, asshole. Here's one for the music folder: A discussion of 90s one hit wonders. We could call it "Right Said Thread."

It's "bingo," right?

Yeah, I guess Testaverde won a game on Sunday. Meast was strong within him.

Things have been a little slow around here lately, so I've been working on some thread ideas to spice things up a little. Okay, check this one out: A thread dedicated to the best ever TSM threads from the month of October. I'd call it "The Hunt for Thread October." We could list our favorites, discuss various long-forgotten posters, and so on. Then we could come up with puns for other months and that's like 12 new threads right there. What do you think?

I've risen to the lofty rank of 88th place in PFT's pick-em game, with a respectable record of 115-57. Potential prizes bring potential questions: Which Fathead should I go with? Who wants to attend the Super Bowl with me? Would anyone be willing to read and then summarize Jerome Bettis's book for me?

Members of the fraternity of former University of Miami players cast a wide net across our society. So while Sean Taylor's ghost has yet to affect the outcome of a football game, it's entirely possible that he's affected, say, a race riot at the Florida state penitentiary. Or aided a successful drive-by shooting.

There was one very bad call, with the defensive holding at the end of the game. The Gaffney catch is debatable, but my feeling is that he had possession of the ball in-bounds, and the slight bobble didn't constitute lack of possession. I'm blanking on the name of Baltimore's second CB, but he claims he was verbally berated by one of the refs for much of the game...says he called him "boy," even.