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  1. Kinetic

    Raven's=bitches

    This is a comment that doesn't warrant a thread, isn't it?
  2. Kinetic

    NFL Week 14 - Dolphins? More like LOLphins! Amirite?

    Now that the college regular season is over and with the Bucs basically securing their division last week, my football focus is on two things only: Tampa Bay winning and New England losing. Pittsburgh seems like the perfect matchup to exploit all of New England's weaknesses. I just have this gut feeling that this is the week that someone's finally going to break Tom Brady's leg.
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    COUGHCOUGHWEEK13*

    Is there a "Fire Kornheiser" petition out there anywhere? This guy is just the worst color commentator on any football broadcast anywhere. Worse than any of the meathead former linemen, even.
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    COUGHCOUGHWEEK13*

    Count me in with the group that says that the Pats are going to be in for a Mike Vick-style dogfight every game for the rest of the season. Teams are not oblivious to media coverage and they've heard all of the talk about New England going undefeated, being the best team ever, etc. So they're all going to prepare for them like it's the Super Bowl. A team like Baltimore is going to go all out, because this is as close to a big game as they're going to get for the rest of the season. They're not good enough offensively to hang with New England, but I don't envision a 52-10 slaughter or anything.
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    COUGHCOUGHWEEK13*

    The camera caught Joey Harrington letting out a very obvious "ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?" a la T.O. after he got benched yesterday. Chris Redman then came in and looked like Tom Brady for two series, before bitter reality set in.
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    Merry Xmas!

    With it being the holiday season and all, I wonder if anyone here feels like buying ol' Kinetic a car. I need me some wheels, bro.
  7. Kinetic

    BCS selection announcement

    The NFL has a playoff system, so there's no comparison. I concede that this year has been a particularly rough one for the BCS and I'm personally 100% in favor of a playoff system, but there's just absolutely no way that you could put Hawaii in the national championship game. You don't think LSU goes undefeated playing Hawaii's schedule? At least a quarter of the BCS-conference teams would absolutely blow through that shit without a team getting within 30 of them.
  8. Kinetic

    COUGHCOUGHWEEK13*

    Of all people, it was Jerramy Stevens making the clutch catch to win the game for Tampa today. Luke McCown had an unbelievable game in relief for Jeff Garcia. This all but clinches the division for us and a 12-4 regular season record is not out of the question, given our schedule the rest of the way. Oh, and BearsBeArSBEARS!!!REX SUX!!!FIRE EVERYONE PLZ!!!
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    Sean Taylor Dead

    This thread has taken an unexpected turn.
  10. Kinetic

    Sean Taylor Dead

    Take it to the tea folder, fags.
  11. Kinetic

    Electric can openers

    Smoking fake pot does that to me, too.
  12. Kinetic

    COUGHCOUGHWEEK13*

    Judging by Sean Salisbury's abrupt about-face on Favre tonight, I look forward to the rush to jump off of this guy's cock on the ESPN family of networks tomorrow.
  13. Kinetic

    COUGHCOUGHWEEK13*

    Don't be so modest. You're like the Cal Ripken of TSM. I'm a pretty tough, burly guy, but if I slammed my funny bone on a chair...4-6 weeks, easily. You're posting the night of? Jesus Christ, you're like some sort of iron man or something.
  14. Holy shit, Super Bowl XL. That's the nadir of NFL officiating. I couldn't care less about either of those teams, and that game still irks me.
  15. Kinetic

    COUGHCOUGHWEEK13*

    Vitamin X posting with pain is an inspiration. I'm going to start working on a video tribute right away.
  16. Kinetic

    Sean Taylor Dead

    This is an ESPN town hall discussion waiting to happen: Sean Taylor Commentary
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    Sean Taylor Dead

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    Sean Taylor Dead

    The thing that really irks me about the Whitlock article is how he singled out poor Soulja Boy. All the guy did is come out with (or drop, as they say on the streets) a stupid novelty dance song. Nobody's shooting anybody over Soulja Boy. I'd like to hear Bill Cosby's take on all of this. Doesn't he have an account here?
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    Sean Taylor Dead

    Lawrence Taylor isn't an active player. Him dying would be like when Reggie White died. Antrel Rolle's comments make it sound like there were quite a few people in Miami who were out to get Sean Taylor.
  20. Kinetic

    COUGHCOUGHWEEK13*

    Jeff Garcia's back injury is preventing him from throwing the football. That's no good. We're not going to be able to force six turnovers every week, and the fifteen yards of total offense we racked up in the second half of the Washington game isn't going to cut it nine times out of ten. If this turns into a lingering injury, the Bucs are done.
  21. Kinetic

    NFL week twelve: Turkey Day Cliches

    While I understand the point that the Titans D has been garbage with Haynesworth out, he's missed too much time and he allegedly got punked out by Pacman Jones. That does not an MVP make. Plus, he's a defensive player. They don't win MVPs or Heismans.
  22. Kinetic

    COUGHCOUGHWEEK13*

    Oh, and Kiper's top 5 QB prospects are as follows: Who the hell is Joe Flacco?
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    COUGHCOUGHWEEK13*

    Ricky Williams is done for the season. Shortest comback ever.
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    Sean Taylor Dead

    That's four dead active NFL players in one year. The real issue here is whether we should be blaming drugs or hip hop.
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