Kinetic

North American Infinitesimal Wang Foundation.

Except for me.

I don't really know anything about Jingus. I understand that he's an idiot savant or he's palsied in some way. Which is, y'know...par for the course. As normal or maybe even admirable as some people may appear to be here, the fact that they continue to frequent this board indicates that they're fucked up one way or another.

Jericho telling off a different "legend" every week between now and WrestleMania actually sounds okay. I sort of wish that his criticism of said "legends" were a little more biting and a little less general, but I guess this ain't 1998. It's still a decent angle, and he'll at least have something interesting to do at WM. The way the card currently stands, I'd be more than happy to watch it for free on my computer.

I suspected that it might be them, due to the fact that they're one of three tag teams that ever appear on Raw at this point. Is there a petition that I can sign to change Dibiase and Rhodes's music? Because those guys are okay, but that shit is terrible. Also, who will be the first to introduce a gif of HHH's facial expression tonight? I think that might come in handy at the bottom of the board.

The fuck would anyone want to see Hogan v. Cena for? It was funny seeing those WrestleMania IX highlights tonight, as Hogan was coming to the tail-end of his career then and that was 16 years ago. I mean, seriously, as bad as some of you seemingly do not want to see Edge v. Cena again, surely we can all agree that anything involving Hogan will be 100x worse. If Hogan is going to get involved in any program, it should be the Jericho thing. Same deal with Austin.

I think your racism is fairly well-established at this point, Venkman. I appreciate the gesture, but it really isn't us that you need to be apologizing to. Anyway, I'm 100% on board with Orton needing to look a little less remorseful after taking Shane and Stephanie out. That was his intention, right? But other than that and Triple H's overinflated frothing dog act, the segment came off pretty well. The only thing that's a little disappointing to me is that they've apparently blown off the HBK-JBL deal (like there's any doubt who's winning that match next week). I like the idea of building WM programs for months in advance, so that the blowoff means that much more for the biggest show of the year. As it stands, none of these programs will have started prior to No Way Out, which to me makes WrestleMania feel like just another show. Edit: I actually marked the fuck out when Orton RKOed Stephanie. I actually marked the fuck out when Edge pinned Cena last night. This whole "not watching wrestling for years, but then sort of diving right back in" thing is casuing me to behave strangely. But, hey, listen: Who the hell are the tag champs on Raw right now? I honestly have no idea.

I think that with a fairly light workload, Fred Taylor could still be effective for someone next year. Houston? New England? Somewhere else?

I really enjoyed the show, with the clear highlight being the expression on Edge's face after he pinned Cena. Both Chamber matches were great, Orton/Shane was okay for what it was (although I fail to see the point in having Shane look so strong), and the other two matches were far from bad. But, yeah, as someone who doesn't watch Smackdown very often, the prospect of Edge being on Raw for a while is pretty exciting.

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So tonight should go a ways toward determining whether they're going with the two fairly obvious WM championship matches (Cena/Orton and HHH/Edge) or not. Like everyone else, I expect Cena to retain and HHH to win tonight. And hopefully Orton smears Shane to close out what's been a pretty crappy chapter to what started out as a promising angle.

The military can disqualify you based on bad credit? Goddamn. I couldn't tell you what my credit score is right now. It's whatever they give you when you have tons of debt and decide to stop paying your bills.

No. Despite her faults, it would be pointless to deny that Leena has a pretty nice ass. W/r/t the shaved ass thing, I invite Kotz to continue singing it, but then to also bring it.

I pronounce it Na-waif. Na-waif seems like a pretty okay guy. I generally judge people by whether or not I would bother clicking on a thread if I saw that they had posted in it, and I usually will with naiwf. In fact, I'd wager to say that he's one of the better Sports folder posters here.

Oh. Oh, dear. I remember taking a test with blocks and so on when I was in 5th grade. I always thought that they were grooming me for a genius program. Is it possible that they were testing me for a learning disorder?

I'm of the opinion that bob_barron should be banned for constantly being a roadblock to progress and also for being a cuntish person of gnomelike appearance.

As far as I know, only one person ever posted kiddie porn here. It was pretty hot, Byron the Bulb had it as his avatar for a while, and then it disappeared. No harm done. Let it go.

I'm not at all surprised that the show is losing some viewers. It's pretty much an entirely different show than it was when most of these people started watching, and is now largely catering to the sort of hardcore fans that would bother going online and reading up on various theories. My interest is at an all-time high, and that's all that really matters to me.

Join the Chair Force, man. Shit. My dad was in for 25 years, and as far as I could tell all he did was answer phones and watch TV. Never got close to any sort of combat.

I hear that he doubled his pleasure, doubled his fun with his fists. Tell you what, though: A bitch Ron Mexico-ed me? I'd get that shit checked out at Planned Parenthood. And then, if necessary, I'd kill her.

You'd have to say out, wouldn't you? The guy was all right outside of the NHB area, but he was the single driving force behind the Chocolate Socket's recent descent into unreadable horseshit. His letter of protest/apology was unreadable horseshit. This is TSM, baby. Only $100K posts, only $100K talent.

Is that Eddie? Because that looks like Eddie.

As far as mysteries go, there's a million little ones, but the big questions are: *What is the island? Like, where does it derive its power from? How is it possible to turn a wheel and end up in Tunisia? How can you go there paralyzed and wind up fine? Etc. *Who is Jacob? Where does he come from, what is his role on the island? Etc. And I guess you could throw in the whole question of who Richard Alpert is and why he never ages and then also what the Dharma Initiative was.

It would be possible for your wife to watch any previously aired episodes on ABC.com. I watched the entirety of season 4 there, and it worked just fine. I'm seriously wondering about Christian, also. Is he a ghost or what? I think we can verify that he's dead, but his body did end up on the island and was never recovered. I've seen it speculated elsewhere that the smoke monster can take on other forms, but if that's the case then it wouldn't make any sense for it to take on Christian's form for Locke, who had no idea who he was.

Sadly, MagicJack will no longer be sponsoring the St. Petersburg Bowl. As of this post, there's no word on whether they'll continue to sponsor this thread. Also, can any Tennessee fans (Kotz?) or Knoxville residents (Big Shirtless Dale?) enlighten us as to the fanbase's reaction to Lane Kiffin's recent run of embarrassing public statements? Is he just trying too hard to impress people or what?