Nighthawk

Yeah, that's actually more what I meant. I just think I can come up with a collection of albums I like just as much that would be more appreciated. For example, I could just go, Spice In the Zone I Like It When You Die Frozen Corpse Stuffed Full of Dope Me & My Brother ... and so on, and it would make a legitimate desert island collection for me. But with the contest factor, I can keep it more straightforward, without compromising my taste.

Yeah, it's not homogenous. I'd most assuredly have like, Spice Girls and GG Allin and grindcore on here, except it's a contest and those won't get me any support. Which, by the way, is possible because I also like enough music that's more universally enjoyed. But I can tell you I'm going to start veering away from the classics at around the teens or so.

They pee in a cup and throw it on you! I saw it in a movie...

Keller won the show. I liked that, he was awesome. I liked it when Keller and Ryan teamed up... that's a pretty unfuckwithable team. I also liked the gays starting to become a formidable gang... but they did nothing with it.

Don't do it, man. I think he's funny.

Brilliant. Following thoughts to their Natural Conclusion is one of my passions. It's also probably the primary muse of my stand up comedy.

Still... down 4 life. Like David Cross. Atheist... still a Jew. Nothing can be done. I'm a Jew too. Forever. I lived in South Central, but I never fucked any Crips, so the girl is more of a G than me. And no, I haven't fucked an O-Dog. But I did kiss a gang member on the mouth when I was locked up. We also jerked off in front of each other.

Today I was wearing a Ric Flair shirt (it was just a huge picture of his face), and some old lady saw it said "Oh, he lives in the apartment next door to me." I know that has nothing to do with the folder, but oh well.

Why? She was totally right. If you fuck an O-Dog, you're down 4 Life, like it or not. It's like being a Jew.

I'll quote the lyrics to "On the Shoulders of Freaks" here: "Ancient philosophy was framed by prodigies Aristotle, Plato, and Socrates And even though their thoughts were deemed the aristocratic voice, they also had a thing for little boys Catherine the Great, so it's been said needed large animals to be fulfilled in bed From historic rulers to the ancient Greeks We're standing on the shoulders of freaks "Isn't life pretty?" Ernest Hemingway once said and then he put a bullet through his head Salvador Dali's surreal paintings were godsent You'd never know he ate his own excrement Then there's da Vinci, for whom it required dressing in women's underwear to be inspired From the great romantics to the ancient Greeks We're standing on the shoulders of freaks Truman Capote, needless to say would be intoxicated 20 hours a day From the modern authors to the ancient Greeks We're standing on the shoulders of freaks"

Public Enemy - It Takes A Nation of Millions to Hold Us Back This is my number two pick for several reasons. Much as I love rap, there are only a select few rap albums good enough to be called one of the all time greatest albums in any genre. This is best of those few. Nation of Millions is the greatest rap album of all time, one of the greatest albums of all time, and a major contender for album of the 80s (I'm aware this is a bold statement). With Appetite already taken, this could have been my number one pick, but I suspected that this group wouldn't go for rap albums right out of the gate, and I figured I had a better shot of getting it in round two than I did with Clash.

Mik, my experience with people who went to Cornell consists of you and the Andy character on The Office. Both mentioned obsessively that they did, in fact, go to Cornell. Is this a consistent character trait of their alumni?

I'm fucking bi... at most. Stop it! I finally know how black people feel. Or, to be more accurate, how half black people feel. So... you.

Well? Because I'd be flattered if you did.

Honest to god, a couple years ago I was working on this building where Metallica had filmed this Mtv special or something, I have no idea what it was... But it was in San Francisco, and the building went on to be the headquarters of Macromedia for this region. Anyway, in the service elevator that the construction guys used, someone had written "GIT-R-DONE!" and I crossed out half of it and changed it to "GIT-IT-UP!"

Funny thing about Larry the Cable Guy... Watch some videos of him before he became the Larry character. I don't fault him for being a lie... he makes money off it. But he was just incredibly bad when he was trying to be himself. He was totally Joey Gladstone in real life.

Yes.

The TSM Milkys

I fucked a Bart Simpson doll, but have never been to Wisconsin. I like Robert Schimmel's bit about there having to be a law against animal necrophilia. "I'm sorry your honor, I thought the cat was still alive when I was fucking him. I wouldn't fuck a dead cat, that's against the law!" In Tampa once, a guy in a band fucked a dead cow on stage, but he actually stabbed it and fucked the wound. I don't know if that would make a difference.

Just sit there and order a water. They'll feel guilty eventually.

Hey, Poe was no boring academic. His life'd make a god movie, and a fun one.

Oh, like in Roger Rabbit, but with a Fox attitude.

Timon is a meerkat, not a weasel.

Will Ferrell Goes to Camp Will Ferrell Saves Christmas Will Ferrell Goes Someplace Cheap Will Ferrell Needs a Kidney Will Ferrell Goes To the Beach Will Ferrell Doesn't Go to the Beach Dr. Ferrell and the Riddle of the Gloom Beam

You guys ought to listen to the Frogs. Trust, you'd laugh your ass off. By the way, thanks Matt Young, for indirectly directing me to rainbowdepot.com. I'm ordering a couple things from there.