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I thought white pizza had no sauce. Marvin, I thought you were a chef. And since you are, you can correct me if I'm wrong... but I was under the impression that a traditional white pizza had no sauce at all (and that's the way it has been served to me at various NY eateries) and a white sauce pizza was something completely different, like a pesto sauce pizza (or "green sauce pizza" as it were... also pretty good.) In unrelated news, I've tried a shrimp topped pizza recently. Good!

Homer on drinking: "Have you been drinking?" "NO! Well, ten beers." "Wow... I'll never drink again." "Beer here!" "I'll take ten."

Fair enough, but it's still not that hard. I initially got a straight razor for self mutilation, but one day I thought "Say, I should shave with this." Sure, I cut myself a little, but I cut myself when I was first learning to shave with regular razors too. No jugular nicks. I don't use it anymore, because I like a little stubble by mid-afternoon if I shave in the morning. Sexy.

Oh, just read a pamphlet. People did it before they invented disposable razors.

Not counting documentaries, I would seriously probably rant Enchanted at number 4 or 5 for me this year. Behind No Country For Old Men, There Will Be Blood (I'm undecided which of those last two was better), Halloween and possibly Harry Potter.

That's them. Easier to clean, easier to sharpen, and you'll naturally be more careful.

It was fuckin' funny man, I don't know. If you didn't think it was, I honestly don't know what to tell you. (I do agree that the return to town had more potential than was utilized)

Milk Chocolate Socket is better. And I do post in the other forums too, you know.

Don't worry, Steve. Carlito will always hate me for being a Nazi faggot.

I've not seen it (I will eventually), but I have seen the improved Gigan design. There's a comic shop that has models of all the monsters from it.

That Cthulhu movie is loosely based on The Shadow Over Innsmouth, which is part of the Cthulhu Mythos, but Cthulhu isn't in it. It's a good story still, but it's not a Cthulhu movie. There is an actual Cthulhu movie on dvd though: Call of Cthulhu It's modern, but done in the style of a 1920's silent movie. It's really good.

Use old timey straight razors.

I still like the snapping turtle looking thing there was a model of. A lot of these alleged designs are too complicated and "busy". If this is meant to be an iconic creature, it should be kept relatively simple, ie Godzilla. As well as Godzilla's foes. Who are the most iconic: King Ghidorah, Mothra, maybe Mechagodzilla. Then there's Rodan, Gamera and such. All simple, easy to comprehend, easy to conceive designs. Lesser monsters like Megalon and Gigan were too weird looking. Always liked Gigan personally though... he's a giant space cock.

Man, I should have done that. It would have been a day trip for me, since I was farther south in Illinois, but since I'm a little older than you I might have gotten the real show. I like the Little Mermaid, but all of those Tiger Handhelds sucked.

Milky - Although MiB does deserve some votes, assuming I'll win is a dangerous game, so I won't risk it. MiB is awesome, but he's just not here enough, is his flaw. Plus he's not a queer icon. Agent - Sort of hard, but not as hard as I thought. I like Ripper plenty, but Agent and I have a sheer volume of history I share with only a few posters here. Plus if we square off next round, I get to be his bitch. Venkman - He hasn't been talked up for long, but I've noticed his quality for some time. Both of these guys are the quiet sort of good. KKK - What can I say about Matt Young? I don't think his feeling will be hurt that I didn't vote for him. He knows I like him. I think the follow up round will be more interesting with KKK in it (and he's pretty cool too). KKC - One of my new/old favorites. Sorry NYU, I was just joshing you about that begging thread. KOAB - This one was very hard. Both guys have made me laugh a lot. KOAB annoys me sometimes. But King was funnier when he insulted everyone. Nothing against King, but KOAB breaking into his old high school to reminisce and trashing the place was a story that had me in hysterics. Slayer - Carnival is cool, but Slayer can be a hard guy to top. Mole - treble I haven't conversed with in ages, though I remember some funny times. Mole still busts me up. Czech - Alf I just don't know that well, though he seems cool. Czech I know relatively well, so... Kinetic - One of the pioneers, and has made a magnificent comeback. Almost as good as mine, even. VX - Floyd's kind of like a little brother. But VX I've known longer, and have had more in depth conversations with. Dandy - This is all pretty recent earnings. barron is more of a lifetime achievement award. Kreese - Strange as it may be, I really never get disappointed by a Kreese post. Not that Lushus posts disappoint me. There's just less of them. Inc - Yikes, that was a hard one. Well, I once called Inc and he answered with "Age/Sex/Location?" Good a reason as any. Cheech - Just don't know Al as well. He must post about sports a lot. Scroby - Well, smues voted against me, but this isn't a revenge vote, I don't swing that way. It's just Scroby has made some interesting threads in LSD lately.

I loved the shit out of this. Check this out, like, yesterday.

I count four off the top of my head. Out of... hundreds. (of course, this doesn't account for guys who just never brought it up) But out of the very small amount of ladies, like a third of them were at least bicurious. Coincidence? I think not.

Oh please. I blew a bunch of guys and I'm doing quite well.

Yeah, I definitely remember "cause of the war" being in there. Another one of my favorites: "It hasn't changed since that magical evening when I knocked you up." "We drank so much that night." "Yeah... I was afraid Bart would be born a dimwit!" *nervous laughter* My favorite underappreciated characters: Lenny and Karl: "Lenny and... Karl!" "Aw nuts... I mean... aw nuts." "That old goat can't fire me! I'm gonna give him a piece of my mi- AAAAAAAAAAAAH! Aw nuts." "MY EYE! I'm not supposed to get pudding in it!" "But... this was a contest for children!" "Yeah! And Homer beat their brains out!" "Please don't tell anyone how I live."

kuh-two-loo. I probably picked this up cause one of my teachers was named Knudeson, and he pronounced the K like that. I've looked it up, there's apparently no wrong answer.

Ha ha. We didn't have white onions... becausa the war! Just those big yellow ones...

I was just thinking, there's no way I could beat this, but I could get pretty drunk... Tucker Max has a story about when he got this home breathalizer from Sharper Image (they know their audience, I'll give them that), and deliberately tries to get as drunk as he can. He starts to peak out at around .22. That's what I had when I got my DUI, and I was totally ok to drive, I could have been way drunker. So I'm thinking "Yeah, I'm a good drinker, I can drink people under the table." And then this woman comes along, and it's just... it's Mike Tyson vs Fred Savage. I quit drinking. This is like when Dan the Automator quit turntabling because Invisibl Skratch Piklz were just too good.

Take it to the press, that's what I always say. I'd donate some money to him, if I had any. False accusations of rape are nearly as bad as actual rape, sometimes.

Everybody knows you're supposed to piss after you cum, anyway. It's perfectly acceptable to get blown while taking a shit, though.