Nighthawk

I've talked to pbone on the phone (briefly). He actually has a deeper voice than Kotz.

I've had the dvd since the day it came out, naturally. I'm going to have to agree that the escape was better in the theatrical version, although it didn't bother me too much... the new version is probably a little more realistic.

Buy some of those vending machine panties and send them to me.

I thought this might be helpful to some of our younger posters. I have guarded this info for years, but you don't live near me, so what do I care? So what's your game? Mine is: regression. If I'm talking to a girl, I will throw out songs from childhood: "There's a hole in the bucket, Dear Liza, Dear Liza. There's a hole in the bucket Dear Liza, a hole." And if she comes back with "Then mend it, Dear Willy, you silly, then mend it, Dear Willy, mend it." That bitch is yours. Determine her age and then just quote shit from that era. From "Splinter taught them to be ninja teens. He's a radical rat!" or if they're a little bit younger "Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers!" Once you make her feel like a kid, when she was safe and comfortable, you can do anything you want to her.

I would just stab you right in the eye or something.

I'll tell you this, there have only been three people on the internet who have legitimately touched me, and she's one of them. It was from that time Agent and Inc made up that bullshit story about me being in a car accident, and Leena seriously got mad when it was revealed that it wasn't true. She... actually cared about my well being. I almost cried. I seriously didn't think anyone did (besides like, my mom), real life or not. Hell, I could count on one hand people I expected to be upset if I died. And I'm not one of them. (The other two were Matt Young, for wishing me a happy Kwanzaa and calling me by my first name, and Frigid Soul for just being himself.) Still... it's true, a Milky/Leena sex tape would make heads explode. It would be Infinite Jest: In Real Life.

Hey, shut up. I know I praise her way too much, that's why I said it was no secret. The point of the post was that my opinion is more valuable than anyone else's. Not for nothing, back when everyone hated Mole, who was the only one defending him? Me. I am the spirit of this board. Plus, Leena likes me more than I like her.

I do like the Frank stuff, actually... particularly since I know a guy named Frank, and I can torment him with it. This movie grew on me a little. I wouldn't buy the dvd, but if it was on tv, I'd watch it.

This thread turned out better than I expected. Tip #2: Scare them a little bit first. Like, kick them in the back of the knee, and start shoving their face into your crotch, but then stop and laugh and help them up. This is easy to do if you're dancing with them. It's like hiding in plain sight; they'll think "Well, if this guy was actually a sexual predator, he'd never do that." Like in Once Upon a Time in Mexico when Johnny Depp wore the shirt that said "I'm in the CIA".

It really was.

Duke. Legit best dog name. (By the way, "Legit best dog name" was a second suggestion, not a description of the first.)

Man... if I were her mother, I'd just get her so drunk she wouldn't remember and then punch her in the stomach.

It's no secret that I fully support Leena in all her endeavors, and I'm one of, if not the most popular poster here, so my say should count for more than others.

Man, after waking up at about 4:30 (it's now quarter to 6, local time), I took 8 Tylenol PMs and washed them down with vodka. That's supposed to kill you, I know... but I gotta get some sleep. It's ok, I've done thousands of things which have the potential to kill you before, and I'm still here. But if I never show up again, you know what happened.

It feels greasy in his account, anyway. Slick with pre-cum.

Take into account that I have fucked upwards of 150 women (including 13 year olds, fat bitches, and in one case, a relative). Leena just mesmerizes me. Nothing to do with her appearance, I've fucked girls way hotter than her... but she's almost exactly like me. It might almost be narcissism. In fact yeah, that's it. I just want to fuck me. If I get told "Go fuck yourself." I say "Oh, thank you!"

My God, it's not even funny that Leena and I live so far apart. If we were in the same neighborhood, I swear we'd be married by now. Even the girl I eventually end up married to, I will openly tell her "I love you and you complete me... but you're not Leena."

Why you gotta fuck with that bitch? Let that bitch bitch where she wanna bitch!

He was in the trailer... I'm including him when I talk about how good the cast is.

Not really. Check the ratings of the good King Kong and Godzilla movies.

I want those fucking bears...

Ok, well the best movie starring Lou Diamond Phillips is 'The First Power'. Actually Young Guns is better, but that's an ensemble cast. And you know it says right on those Sesame St. dvds that it's not appropriate for the modern child. Fuck that, though, I was watching Friday the 13th at that age. I'm pretty lucky this year, as nobody is expecting anything from me, because they know I'm broke, but I recently came into some money, so it will be a surprise. Keeping it simple, nothing unusual. I do plan on drawing some pictures for people, that always goes over real well. This one girl I like, she likes fairies (so do I, actually), and I've drawn her as a fairy. If she doesn't throw me to the ground and fuck me right on the spot, she's a total ice queen.

I absolutely despised Ellen Page in Hard Candy, to the point where I'm literally yelling "RAPE HER!" at the screen, and "KILL HER! YOU KILLED THAT OTHER GIRL AND GOT AWAY WITH IT! KILL HER TOO!" It prejudiced me so bad that I wouldn't even watch X-Men because she was in it. But that's one thing that's good about this movie, the rest of the cast is so good, it got me to finally calm down and say "Ok, that was a character she played. Don't get carried away now..." That is one hell of a cast, I must admit. So I'll see it. Not until next year, though, probably. I do intend to yell out "RAPE HER!" when she first appears on screen though. My friends will get it at least.

It's not at all difficult to get confused stares, you don't need to make wrestling references. I occasionally go up to strangers and tell them "I want to tell you about a book that changed my life." And then I pull out Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret. I also used to carry a folding chair in my trunk, in case I got in a rumble. You get in a fight and pull out a folding chair, that fight's over.

King Kong Bundy.