Nighthawk

I also want to be told when Jake Roberts DDTs someone to death or Tom Cruise rapes a woman on an empty train.

Sadly no, there were no songs that weren't Dethklok proper. I was hoping for some Dr. Rockso, myself, and there was a strong demand for Snakes and Barrels. Maybe on the full tour.

At the Dethklok show, Brendon received a small "Bring back Home Movies!" chant.

I'm surprised you haven't had that more, living in California. Zucchini is very popular here, they put it on pizza and everything. But yes, friend is the best. Speaking of California and odd pizza, I haven't been to California Pizza Kitchen in a while. I'll have to make a note of that.

A web toon. For that it was ok. I agree with you about the movie, that was overstepping the bounds.

I saw Dethklok tonight at the UC Berkeley campus. Badass fucking show. It was Brendon Small on rhythm guitar and vocals, Gene Hoglan on drums, and session musicians for lead and bass. They played in front of a backdrop showing videos of the songs. It was a free show, and the line was staggering. Thankfully I knew someone willing to go out there at like noon and wait, so I could just show up right before they opened the doors and go to the front of the line. The show was opened by And You Will Know Us By the Trail of Dead, and hilariously, everyone absolutely shit on them (which they deserved) and also for all the promotional tie in stuff, and basically anything that wasn't Dethklok was shit on. I had wondered if Brendon could keep up the Nathan Explosion voice for a whole show, and the answer is no, there were periodic breaks, where they would show little vignettes of the band on the screen while the musicians drank water and took a leak or whatever. They closed with an extended version of "Thunderhorse", first encore was "Go Into the Water", second encore "Fan Song". I messed up my hip in the mosh pit. This is a very limited college tour, so if they are playing anywhere near you, I highly recommend going out of your way to see them. I'll definitely be paying to see them when they do the full tour (which I hope will feature a full stage show, and real supporting bands. I'm almost positive Cannibal Corpse will tour with them)

You know, it's hardly an original idea.

I thought Queer Duck was ok for what it was.

I've been eating a lot of this stuff lately, as I'm trying to save money. I was theoretically trying to cut a good deal of non fish meat out of my diet (it's been heavily compromised by my eating whatever costs least), so the fish fillets, I'll agree with that. El Monterey burritos and chimichangas are really pretty good, and 10 for 3.79. Tina's frozen burritos are 10 for 4.00. I got seriously hooked on Stouffers frozen lasagna as a kid, and it remains one of my absolute favorite foods. I'll take it over real lasagna from an Italian restaurant (although I love that as well). It's pretty cost effective too, 12 servings for $10. I also love frozen breakfast items. Jimmy Dean sausage biscuits and croissants, with or without egg and cheese, are excellent. I stay away from the muffins, though. Pillsbury toaster scrambles are also great, and sausage egg and cheese Hot Pockets, all basically the same deal. I saw today that Hot Pockets now has biscuits stuffed with sausage egg and cheese, but I didn't get any. One of my other favorites is these things that are like a corn dog, but it's a sausage with pancake batter. Pigs in a blanket on a stick, I guess.

Most are. The man has a compelling speaking voice.

Oh man, Hungry Howies was great. They were all over the place in Florida, but there's only one here and it has a very limited menu, just pizza and salads. The awesome subs were what I really liked about that place, and pretty good wings and other typical pizza sides. And baked pasta as well. Oh there's Round Table, too. They're pretty good. One time I was working in a national park and the little town that was the only place to get something to eat within like two hours only had a burger place and a Round Table, so I got a little sick of both.

Guns N Roses

Then it should be the Long John Silvers of pizza.

I've never understood the McDonalds of pizza comparison. I've always found it perfectly acceptable. Not that I've eaten there in a while. Many better options, but in truth, it's really to make bad pizza. Even frozen pizza, or school cafeteria pizza is decent. Something like Pizza Hut, that's just... good. I haven't seen a Godfathers in years. Other pizza chains I haven't seen in years include Straw Hat and Numero Uno. I don't even remember if they were good.

I do like "Bloodrocuted" a lot. "Thunderhorse" is too short, and it was already released in full in 2006.

Eddie Murphy didn't have to wipe his own ass in Coming to America.

It's also completely ripped off from Bill Hicks, at times nearly word for word. Hicks was funny, though.

She wasn't allowed to read them because they contained witchcraft, but she did find some HP slash art for me (funnily enough, none of which contained Dumbledore). I'm pretty sure that was her... I mean, who else would have found slash art for me?

It's too bad about her life, because this is actually a really good album. I've always held the opinion that each of her albums is better than the last, not the least reason for which is that she became progressively more dance and less pop (which better suits her fairly thin voice). This trend has continued, but I'm not sure I like this better than In the Zone. I mean, that had the Ying Yang Twins on it. Probably In the Zone had better singles, but this is better as a whole album. It's very listenable from start to finish.

An MSI name does warrant a weighty vote.

I almost dread getting into new bands by now. I mean, I want to, because I enjoy music, but I can't keep up with it as it is. Like recently I needed some quick cash, and I was debating whether I could sell off any of my cds, and I was like "Well, I haven't listened to these in like a year and a half, I won't miss these." But then I decided to at least listen to them before I got rid of them, and they were great and I decided to keep them. Among them was the Wedding Present's Seamonsters. I just now realized how great that album is. Well, not now, but the last time I listened to it.

It was NYC. You can get away with shit like that there.

Reminds me of the Hostess wedding cake (often incorrectly called a hillbilly or redneck wedding cake... that would be made of Little Debby). Actually, there's pizza with hamburger as a topping, and chicken, and potato. The bread's a new one, but you know it tastes good. It's not that radical of a concept. It's got me wondering what else I could put on a pizza... tacos! Kung Pao shrimp! Spaghetti-Os! Oh yeah, I'm trying that one tonight.

I'm actually fairly sympathetic to the morbidly obese. Mainly cause I used to go through a bag of cheeseburgers, or a whole pizza or some such like it was nothing, and be only somewhat overweight. Other people I know eat a comparable amount and are thin as a rail. Still others are fatasses. It's all just luck. Same reason I don't hate black people. They're not bad, just unlucky.

Yes, there is. If you're going to drink, learn to say crazy, outlandish, offensive shit as a regular habit, and then no matter what you say, you can play it off like "I was drunk, what do you want?". If you handle it right, it becomes endearing. Like, I was just recently in this situation. Last month I was totally hyperdrunk and did a bunch of stupid shit, and then I told this girl "Oh my God, I promise you I will never drink again, and if I do, that means I am a loser and I have broken a promise to a friend." And then I did... and got a DUI to boot. And she was pissed at me at first... but then I said, "Look, it was supposed to make me ashamed if I broke the promise, and it did. So what's the problem?" And then I went on this crazy rant about copier paper, and she laughed and forgot all about it. When they say the first thing they look for in a guy is a sense of humor, they ain't lying: they just seriously mean that. It's more than just you being "The Funny Guy" at work, you have to really be funny. It's more work than being good at sex, but pays more dividends in the end. Learn to be funny. If I was you, I'd have let the drunk MySpace message sit, and then sent a followup message which said "And Sceeeene!" And not even sent it until she'd read the original one. So she knows, yeah, you really got fucked up and said shit you didn't mean, but can be funny from it. That's the real kicker. Learn that, and women are yours.