Nighthawk

Oh, a question... do you have short hair and a mustache?

You know, as much as I've said I steal things from Incandenza and then everybody starts doing it, I'm surprised by how much it actually happens.

What the hell kind of thread is this? It's just you and some fish bantering back and forth.

WDI is the biggest bunch of losers.

So it is you, then?

See, now that post is called "pulling a CWM".

I thought you knew me better than this, by the way. Of course I'm just joking around. Why, I would have taken that picture down myself if I were a moderator.

Obviously I haven't gotten over teke and nikjohns.

Lying to cover your ass is the real tradition of CWM posts.

CWM is lying to cover his ass. Also, this a flagrant abuse of power. It looks like we've got another tekejohns on our hands.

On closer inspection, they might have been bottlecaps. Your story checks out.

I feel obligated to point out that her face makes it look like that picture was taken in an abusive context.

zdybrdnyc is the name of the newest member here. There's no way I can make a pet name out of that. It's probably Banky deliberately mocking me.

I see some acorns. Nobody does drugs where there are acorns. That's the realm of welcome wagons, block parties and potlucks.

I'm also much younger than most of the established posters. Do you realize Incandenza is closer to 30 than 20? Man...

I have a relatively low post count.

You sound like a cannibal god.

What in the blue hell are you talking about?

You know, I never cared about astrology, but my old sign (scorpio) was practically written for me. I'd be able to say to people who knew nothing about astrology "Hey, guess my sign." and they'd get it every time. This new libra is nothing like me. Scales aren't even an animal.

Through a car? How did that work?

Mine too. I talk like Nick Cave and Tom Waits.

She sounds like Christian Bale.

Well, what this guy did is the opposite of selling out. He bought in, it was so much the opposite.

Btw, I need to get another phone for professional use so I can use "age/sex/location" as my voice mail.

Well, I'm not really from Florida, I've just lived here a long time. I usually sing like a combination of Nick Cave and Tom Waits. Maybe a little Jim Morrison.