Nighthawk

Oh good, apparently you did recognize it. It might have seemed weird if I sang that and you didn't.

He did call me, and actually said that. I don't know if he realized it was the intro to "Sweet Home Alabama" but I responded by singing "Big wheel keep on turnin'!" And that was it. Best message board call yet. X, you should know my singing voice is not not normally that bad.

I also recently changed my aim name but I think everyone already knows.

Ok, I'll pm you my number then.

Don't be surprised if I nail him too. Actually, the two of us double teaming her is a much more likely scenario. Mention thesmartmarks and get a FREE handjob.

If I come up there and sleep in your closet, don't be surprised if I nail her.

So where's my thank you?

I am so ready for that.

I'm drunk. I said I loved you at the end, but I think you might have hung up before you heard me.

You know who was good? Dramarama.

I've just gotten off the phone with Modern Man's Hustle. He came through with the message board call where the rest of you assholes have failed me. He also apologized for waking me up twice even though I told him I wasn't asleep.

Soakin' wet.

You fooled no one.

If someone wanted to play russian roulette right now, I would seriously do it.

Limp Bizkit really isn't bad at all, it's Fred Durst alone who is.

You pervert. I'd be friends with Chicky, but I would NEVER EVER cross that line.

I see you've ignored my invitation you filthy bitch.

In that case, wildpegasus should go out with me.

SHUT UP< JUST SHUT UP!

Hey everybody, wildpegasus posted pictures of itself as a burly black dude. I'm not going to let him/her get away with this kind of LIE!

Does anyone even know what selling out means?

Dids ate him.

How about that chef that took a little too much pleasure in his work. That guy was a pervert.

"1... 2... 3... Turn it up!"

Jon Davis sounds like Cornholio.