Nighthawk

Now there's a song I can get behind. I'd quote "I Hate Jimmy Page" but none of it has anything to do with him except : I hate Jimmy Page Get that faggot off the stage

You should have added "...man." after you said it.

Get off your high horse! But don't get thrown off, or you'll have to join Wheel Chair Wrestling as well.

So what, it was true?

Not sure. I'd probably just say it's not important had the implication that crime fighting was all about sex not have been made. I think the "Possible homosexual." comment was directly pertinent. Possibly he is, but we won't know for sure.

Autoerotic asphyxiation results in accidental hangings. Happens more often than you'd think. There was also a girl who accidently hung herself trying to hang a Leo Dicaprio poster. Not exactly sure of the logistics of that.

Rorschach seemed pretty clearly asexual.

Donnie Darko is on the level of Hellboy and Daredevil, retard.

Some fat guy breaking his leg in ECW was better. It didn't look as sick but it was funnier because of the long set up where he was supposed to leap across the ring, and he went about 6 inches and broke his leg.

No, I like degrading them. If I like her, I don't want to degrade her, if she wants me to do it, she's not degraded by it, if she's not degraded by it, it's just a mess.

I'd say asshole, but lick is a little superficial, a deep tonguing would be best. I suppose the asshole is more sensitive (to that kind of stimulation, anyway). I also enjoy dominating and to some extent degrading women (within reason, of course), and it's a pretty dominant position. On the other hand, unlike a facial, I wouldn't have a problem having it done by a girl I really liked. Because without the dominant/submisive connotation, it's fairly intimate as well. Plus I don't mind licking an ass myself. I rather like it, actually. Once I've done it, it's not hard to get them to return the favor. They often ask before I can suggest it. Balls are ok, but balls to me seem like a sidebar to cock. Ass is it's own attraction.

Eh. I don't have a lot of desire to talk about it, but I'll answer this, because I can fairly simply. I don't really like or identify with any political affiliations, but I generally vote republican because I favor a smaller government. If it weren't for absentee ballots, I probably wouldn't vote at all. Basically every political stance is too flawed for me to support it. I do like GW because of the furor he's managed to incite in some people.

My exact thought. I had a friend OD, and if I posted about it in here, it would be up for ridicule that I wouldn't be prepared to deal with. Wrong folder, cuz. Laughter is the best medicine. Cruel mockery is the second best.

Or "OMG WTF?!?" ... or "SOCCER MOM'D", but that one should be pinned to my chest. Internet references in suicide notes would rule.

Actually, my suicide note should just say "*unzips pants*".

The original New Wave Hookers is easily my favorite porn movie. Greg Dark directed it and I've always been a fan of his (dude is weird, if you ever take a look at his life). It's from 1985, and everything you'd associate with the period is there in full force. The music, the colors, the whole thing is a sensory tour de force. As a porn, it's fucking crazy, and hot. There's an absolutely insane Ginger Lynn scene, and Traci Lord's now illegal best work. I'm not a big advocate of paying for porn, but this one's worth it. On that note, I'll mention the latest release is edited to hell. The main release has Traci edited out, naturally, but it's actually still legal to buy the full version in Canada. The rest of the NWH series are of course not as good as the original, but usually deliver on some whacky shit, like girls getting pinned to dart boards through their tongue piercings and yes, clown porn. Some volumes are weaker than others, but in conjunction with the masterpiece original, it is indeed my favorite porn series.

Shame. I was free, too.

Is it too late for *unzips pants*?

I did get somebody on the line at Super Dave's number, by the way. It was a woman. I said "Hey, I got your number off the internet." and they hung up.

Who takes naked pictures of themselves with their phone anyway?

I'm like that all the time. Call again and you'll see that the "company" is an answering service.

She spelled Lil Jon's name wrong. It is an Atlanta area code, however.

You idiot. These people obviously changed their numbers when they were released to the internet.

Super Dave is me, actually.

When was the last time Fred Durst actually made music, anyway?