Nighthawk

I tip well, everywhere. They'll spit in your food if you don't, but that principle works the other way as well.

Not a big deal. She probably won't even need cosmetic surgery.

Trust me, she won't shit herself. Unless she had to shit before you started... but I would think she has more sense than that. If you're smooth enough to casually suggest an enema, do it.

It does feel like that until you get used to it. She won't shit herself. It's on you if you can convince her of that.

She meant "yes."

Not seasons.

You've forgotten the Ultimate Warrior as well. I'd place him third. They even mentioned him in the Beethoven movie.

Cedric the Entertainer as Jesse Custer? Awesome! By the way, I just read a really gross book called "This Symbiotic Fascination".

They say I gave a wedding ring to a plastic bag

I'm more like Keifer Sutherland in this movie. I've been told that before. He was kinda sexy there, but not as much as in the Lost Boys. He reminds me of me a little bit there too. But never in any other role he's played.

"Who Said" "The Switch" "Chase the Sun" "Inside All the People" They've only got the one album so far, it's all good really.

Apparently he wants you to go into it again. Seemed that was the point.

Who the hell is this Planet Funk I'm listening to? Everything seems to suggest they're unknown in America but this stuff is so good, and very radio friendly, and incredibly club ready all at the same time, I can't believe they're not huge superstars. It seems much more likely it's just me who hasn't noticed them. Good band.

I'm not impressed that you went to college.

Your 15 minutes are up.

Was it TV's Will Smith? If not, I'm not interested.

Roll that ass round and round like a muthafuckin wheel

BEAT THE PUSSY UP! OH!

If anything, you'd think they'd put out Beavis and Butthead before Daria.

Treat the Hummer like a Tonka toy... ...and got shit you niggas ain't seen before.

Start hanging around the white trash, X, and it'll turn up. I've known 13 year old fat girls who were better hookups than black guys with names like Skee Ball and Dr. Headbussa.

Just for fun, you all should check out "Sick Man" a (friendly) dis to Nick Cave by Foetus. Dis tracks outside of rap are underutilized. It calls attention to what Inc was saying about MB.

I didn't know the superbowl was yesterday. That's good. When they have a presidential election and I'm not aware of it, I will have arrived.

You'll tell a ugly bitch in the club you want her.

Come to think of it, I am impressed that I was able to show my cock to a board full of "straight" guys and have it enthroned as one of the best threads to grace this cesspool. Impressed with myself, that is. I should start a cult.