Nighthawk

Really? I found ass to ass pretty hot.

I've seen this a few times, but anytime someone is being dragged or some such and trying to claw their way away and their fingernails peel off, it always gets me. Oh, also the kid sewn into the cadaver's stomach in Dr. Giggles. I love that movie.

Oh yeah, and the time Pitbull 2 powerbombed Raven's head onto the edge of the table. Apparently he did that on purpose, so that should be in here too.

It's Geto, not Ghetto, by the way. But for one, Bushwick was shot in the eye. You get shot in the eye and live, nobody can touch you. If you're a midget on top of it, you're god.

The girl getting her eye pulled into the splinter in Zombie. Honorable mention to the entire movie The Dentist with Corbin Bernsen. That movie is disgusting and I have problems with my teeth anyway, leading to a harrowing viewing experience.

You got one of three, Tack, and it was the one I would have expected from you. "The Edge of Heaven" was Candlemass, "Crickets Sing for Anamaria" is an Emma Bunton song and "Amir of the Desert" was by Coal Chamber.

See, by saying "the fuck is meta humor" I was referencing Kotz's comment that a lot of people don't get it. Thus making a (bad)joke about it. By the way, meta-humor is self-referential humor. Ass.

No, he's not a Good Charlotte fan. No way.

Ha ha. No underwear for this board! Trish is... a little generic, but she must have something to set her apart, as I think she's not bad, and I've got nothing for generic blondes. I like the way she can pull facial expressions that make her look like a total bitch, like in that picture I posted earlier.

Yeah... part of me wants to be a mod to piss Banky off.

Thanks. I've seen him do the sambo suplex as well, except it was pretty much a perfect Rock Bottom, with Rock poses and everything. Kind of bizarre, really. Were I less lazy I'd hack it into his moveset.

A DEA officer lives across the street. Too risky. Are you crazy? That's your hook up!

Man, don't become a mod, Inc. I thought I had a kindred spirit in you.

How about Yokozuna?

Without cheating, guess which song title is Scandinavian Doom Metal, which is Nu Goth Industriorap Metal and which is British Dance Pop. "Amir of the Desert" "Crickets Sing for Anamaria" "The Edge of Heaven"

No, go ahead and post whatever you like. Spoon doesn't have the balls.

The one thing I covet about modship would be the ability to change my name at will.

On Thorns I Lay? Oh please... that sounds like the name of one of my 15 year old girlfriend's bands. Rotting Christ is, in my opinion, the worst band in the world.

I disagree.

Yeah. That's my favorite wrestling move ever.

Teke's modship is gone too, you bastards!

Feelings were hurt.

You know... without the glasses, Kotzy could pass for a young George Costanza. Which is odd because he wore glasses.

Oh Snap?!?

Whatever you say, Jay and Silent Bob.