Nighthawk

By the way, there's no way to get the large samples Incandenza posted from there.

So? They acted like they didn't know. I'm just the messenger. They could consider that porn if they wanted to split hairs, but you're probably safe. Nobody gets busted for child porn anymore unless you try to set up meetings or pay for it with a credit card.

I am a kinky faggot. But I'm not a one dimensional character. Made me more popular than Banky, anyway. There's still a lot about me you guys don't know.

Today I was in the car with my aunt. Nelly was on... I introduced her to him around the time his first album came out. I'm glad she liked him and all, but this is basically like a 35 year old version of DJ Tanner we're talking about here... I'm really not down with her singing along to "Pimp Juice". So I put on Amerikkka's Most Wanted instead, and she absolutely fell in love with "Gangsta's Fairy Tale". She made me play it like 4 times in a row. It was... strange.

I might have said Murphy's Nutty Professor. Or the sequel which I haven't seen... but I know it's bad. Real real bad.

Nah. The songs were pretty real... if they were about farts or something, maybe.

My smoking is very similar to Agent's.

You guys do know that was actual child porn and not just a girl who looks like a child, right?

Nice One. Maybe a year ago. Music - Fuck Zep

This is sick... I can't fathom somebody just changing your cd without permission. I've killed people for a lot less than that. Personally I'll usually offer somebody my cds and allow them to pick one out. I have a wide enough selection that everybody will find something they like.

I thought Glucifer was a good band name, but it would have been better if it was Glusnifer. I also like the Hellacopters. I dig retarded shit like that.

Green hair.

My mom used to let my brother record the message, when he was rather young, and he would include the cat when listing off who lived there. Except the cat's name was Jeff, so my dad would call and say "When did your mother let this Jeff move in?" Quite funny.

This was a ruse. Incandenza didn't have any water in his ear, he just likes getting his rocks off exposing people to his sick fetishes.

Anyone who says they're punk isn't. Even if they were, as soon as they say it, they're not anymore.

How can they be "completely different" when they share 3 letters?

Shut up.

I used to refer to myself as The Almighty Dave in mine... I think I got it from Snoop Dogg. I changed it when I needed to start receiving calls in a professional context.

The only jingle that ever got stuck in my head was the Pizza on a Bagel song. It's still there. I don't mind so much.

By the way, Banky didn't really save the board. Dames regretted banning him, so they made up some story about him saving the board so he could be let back without complaint.

Sometimes I almost think Banky sucks, but he barely redeems himself every time. That's a pretty good skill.

The LSD folder should be "The folder about IDrinkRatsMilk's penis."

I hate to break it to you, but NSYNC (and Britney Spears) are better than those bands.

It's good that someone else doesn't buy the Argento hype. He's decent, but oversold.

I really enjoy how people are just completely missing the point of this thread.