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  1. Nighthawk

    All-Time Rappers Draft

    Spice 1
  2. Pity vote, pfft. You know 909 is gonna win. Not that it matters. Everyone who won this shit, raise your hand. That's what I thought.
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    Dino Draft

    Microceratops
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    All-Time Rappers Draft

    Trick Daddy
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    Ask Milky.

    These were popular briefly. I will answer any god damn thing you ask, from "What is your favorite ice cream flavor?" to "Were you molested as a child?" And I will give you as much detail as you want. For the sample questions, "Cherry Garcia" and "Yes, by my 16 year old babysitter when I was 8." More details (about ice cream), ask. I will answer anything, seriously. TSM went through a fad of these threads, and I love tsm, so I'm doing it. Try me. I will tell you the truth.
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    So I've been sober for 3 days.

    Hey, don't get me wrong, I'm not waving the flag. If you want to get fucked up, fucking do it. These decisions are all so personal.
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    So I've been sober for 3 days.

    I had a drinking problem and got it under control without total abstinence... like a man. But no, haven't been drunk in some time, nor should I ever be again, really.
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    Ask Milky.

    The climate would suit me. The madness, the pointless butchery. Few people will permit themselves an understanding of Vietnam and what it implies about the human condition. I'm different. I understand perfectly, and I don't care.
  9. Nighthawk

    Simpsons Episode Draft

    Well, that's the implication of calling it the "Plan 9" of Simpsons episodes... it's so god-awful that I can't help but be endlessly entertained by it. There's rumor that it was intentionally bad (evidence by some Comic Book Guy metacommentary in the episode), a response to the bitching fanbase that the show was slipping. I could see it.
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    Ask Milky.

    I'm pretty sure he doesn't. He only left a few minutes before the police are there. I think there was something about how if you turn the volume all the way up, you can hear him being captured. Even without that, logistically it makes sense that he would be. It doesn't matter anyway. He's the purest sociopath of them all, and it doesn't matter whether he gets away or not. It would be worse if he did. Much like the ending of Con Air where Steve Buscemi, this time as Garland Greene, gets away. If there had been an additional scene after the credits where they show him butchering a child, that would have been better.
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    Your top 10 films of 2008

    Synecdoche, New York The Dark Knight The Wrestler Let the Right One In Mister Lonely The Boy In the Striped Pajamas The Fall Milk Iron Man Curious Case of Benjamin Button This was also a good year for mindfucking action movies, ie Doomsday, Wanted, The Spirit and Punisher: War Zone (A+++++++)
  12. Hey, I didn't even realize this was going on. And not believing in repeats means you have to vote me out right now? Gay! Venkman - Much of what I say is not to be taken seriously. There's not really any way to determine what exactly those things are, but I never had any resentment toward him, as he thought I did. Liked him, really. EHME - Pretty chuckleicious, and Inc is barely here. Byron - Smartass, but not unlikable. Cheech seems fine, but I don't interact with him nearly as much. Slayer - That other guy is a dumbass. Kinetic - Awesome. Matt Young - I know who Canadian Chris is, and yet don't. Mellow - I agree, he's a sleeper here. One of the best. Edwin - My nigga. KOAB - My nigger. Smues - Seemed to get my reference to the 70s/50s Song recently, and that counts for a lot. Kamala - I love them both, but pbone screwed me out of a place to stay once and I have to retaliate somehow. I went over there once and defaced his roommates room, and made horrible sexual comments to her, and said I would kill her dog. But he didn't like her either, so that really doesn't count. Agent - Pretty easy. Kreese - Hardest one of the round. Really. Lushus - Selected by chance. VX - Both good, I've interacted with Leo more... see, I even know his name.
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    Simpsons Episode Draft

    This is the last round? In that case... Season 11, Episode 13 - Saddlesore Galactica The Plan 9 of Simpsons episodes.
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    Guys, I think Marney is dead.

    Was it a dildo?
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    Ask Milky.

    What do you want to do with your life? Rock? It's hard to answer without more information, but my general advice is to go camping, burn some money, and meditate. You'd be amazed at how clarifying it is. Do you do drugs? You might want to try some peyote while you're doing it. But even without it. Difficult question. It was probably the time I had alcohol poisoning and I was having this waking nightmare that I was in hell, and all I could hear was the song that Stewie sang on Family Guy when he was dreaming of a life at sea ("Be it galleon or freighter, I'm an expert navigator..."), but at chipmunk speed. Or the well known story of me having sex with the thirteen year old girl. I tell that story because it was indeed so utterly surreal while it was happening. Oh, there's plenty of these. A funny one was this time I was sucking a guy's dick and he made me stop because I was blowing him too good. He said it was too intense. So I told him to get the fuck outta here! Once I was jerking off onto a girl's face and she fell asleep. I went ahead and came, but she didn't even wake up when it hit her.
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    Movie Character Draft Pt. II

    George McFly & Quint
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    Simpsons Episode Draft

    Season 9, Episode 9 - Realty Bites
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    The Curious Case Of Benjamin Button

    Was that post really necessary? You couldn't wait until after you had seen it?
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    Rock Band Draft

    Derek and the Dominos
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    Guys, I think Marney is dead.

    I remember hearing about that, but what was it? A dildo?
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    Simpsons Episode Draft

    I was taking it next myself.
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    Dino Draft

    Bambiraptor
  23. Nighthawk

    Simpsons Episode Draft

    Timmy...
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    Rock Band Draft

    The Cure
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    Ask Milky.

    No. Don't ask me about drugs, ask Whitney and Bobby.
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