Nighthawk

Season 4, Episode 2 - A Streetcar Named Marge

Mele Mel

Season 8, Episode 13 - Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala(Annoyed Grunt)cious

I never disliked you at all.

Jane's Addiction

Liquor stores were open. Should have gotten him a bottle of hooch.

Completely untrue.

Accents are a mistake. It's suspension of disbelief anyway, I don't feel trying to meet it halfway adds anything at all. Not that this has anything in particular to do with this movie. Tom Cruise already had my faith back in him, the problem I have with this movie is that it's sold as a tense suspense thriller. The true story deserves to be told, but should be more of an introspective drama.

Craig Ferguson

Fuck you.

Woody Allen

Philistine.

Gift cards are nice because if you get cash, you'll be nagging yourself to spend it on bills... gift cards force you to get something fun.

If I were to do heroin, I would snort it, yes. I'm not some degenerate.

Yeah, it honestly never came up.

Tres Bien. Heroin tops this list. While I'm sure no one needs reminded why the H is bad news, my naturally addictive and binging personality only exacerbates this. Still... someday, perhaps. Crack is kind of the same way, only cause I've heard so much about it. It doesn't have heroin chic, though; in fact, quite the opposite. Opium, due to it's classic associations. That's about all. I don't think I ever really performed proper experimentation with hallucinogens... no third eye for me. But eh, what're you gonna do.

It's uh... awesomely outrageous.

Cousin Itt.

I will close out my pantheon with the darkest, most brutal god of all... NOTHING!!!

Just like when Al Gore said he invented the internet.

^ I say that about a lot of things. S'true, y'know.

Somehow I still don't think Michael ever really did much wrong.

Who forgave Chuck Berry?